There is something that has been bothering me for a while now. I think that now is as good a time as any to get it out.
Iä Iä C’thulu ftagn
Iä Ph’nglui mglw’nafh
Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Iä Shub-Niggurath n’sawp tk’li
Ya Shub-Niggurath K’n-yan Cybele Exham
Exham Shub-Niggurath io p’ag gof’nn hupadgh
Iä Tsathoggua naf’k y’el p’ag Dholes
Ya Tsathoggua Yaddith Eibon Yuggoth
Yuggoth k’el gurath io Byatis
Iä Azathoth g’ta k’teel
Ya Azathoth gof’nn Nyarlathotep
Nyarlathotep p’ag N’gi
Iä Yog-Sothoth p’ael Yibb-Tstll
Ya Yog-Sothoth s’slo Tawil At-U’mr
Tawil At-U’mr s’slo Aforgomon
Iä Idh-yaa pyg’nn C’thulu
Ya Idh-yaa m’threo n’sawp
N’Sawp Ghatanothoa n’sawp Ythogtha
Iä Idh-yaa pyg’nn C’thulu
Ya Idh-yaa m’threo n’sawp
N’Sawp Zoth-Ommog n’sawp Cthylla
Iä Dagon gof’nn C’thulu
Ya Dagon S’othis Thoosa
Thoosa p’ag C’thulu
Iä Iä C’thulu ftagn
Spoiler Alert: You should probably not have read any of that out loud.