It has occurred to me, perhaps years later than it should have, that I probably need  a category for “NSFW”.
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Even though my site is not usually safe for work, this is less safe than normal.

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I totally forgot to post that the Facehugger t-shirt is up.

Go to this website.

It’s a website for some group in PA, named Ferreth and Jobs.  Nothing interesting so far.

Now look at the address bar closely.

Oopsie.

BTW if you’re at work you should consider either erasing your browser history, or prepping yourself for a very awkward conversation with your IT department and or animal control.

My dad likes to tell this story, especially around Halloween. You’ll see why. And, of course, whenever anyone starts discussing “That one guy”. You know the one. That person in every unit/workplace/class you’ve ever been in that makes you wonder how many times this person was dropped as a child. And also what your CO/boss/instructor was thinking/smoking when they allowed this person into the group. That guy that makes you say “wow, somewhere a village is missing it’s idiot”.

This is a story about that one guy. My dad was an airborne ranger (a cook, airborne ranger, the most badass cook in the army) and, of course, they had training jumps. Now, one thing that every soldier knows is that if you are going to jump out of an airplane and then hike ten miles back, you don’t bring non-essential crap. What you do bring is lots of water. Most of the guys on the plane had a couple of two-quarts plus a camelback, except that one guy. He only had a two-quart, he was worried about the weight of the extra water. He did, however, bring a large bag of candy. (more…)

Lately something seems to have set off my muse. Maybe if I can keep doing one design like this a week, I can print up a set of shirts and head out to the convention circuit.
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Live action Plants vs Zombies.
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