Things somehow end pretty well for me

February 3rd, 2010 by LT Ronald

Had a fantastic holiday back home. Saw lots of family, enjoyed some excellent food, stayed away from all holiday cookies (pretty proud of myself for that one). Stayed with family over the Christmas break, and with all of the holiday brew-ha-ha never had any time for intimacy with the fiance.

We rushed to get headed out on Saturday for the long 4 hour trip to Harrisburg from Pittsburgh. In our rush we ate some quick wraps from our local Sheetz gas station. (This becomes important later).

About half way through our drive my fiance realizes that she hasn't gotten any in almost 4 days and wants to rectify that at 70 miles per hour. (No, this story isn't going to go all penthouse letters on you) There is still ice and melting snow on the road, plus a nice layer of fog in the air. While I love my fiance, I love my life, and low car insurance premiums more.  At the very least I love low car insurance premiums on the same level. 

Man, And I Really Liked Heart Attack Grill

February 1st, 2010 by skippy
But the owner had to go and start a silly lawsuit.

Educational Comic

January 28th, 2010 by skippy
How The Zombie Apocalypse Goes Down

Wrong But Funny

January 28th, 2010 by skippy

Thank you Tom Conneely for this video.

NSFW Avatar Cartoon

In My Defense I Haven’t Had A Good Night’s Sleep In Months

January 25th, 2010 by skippy
Yesterday my parents watched the kids, and my wife and I were able to finally go out at see Avatar. And let me tell say that if you like naked blue people, between this flick and Watchmen, the past year has been good for you. Afterwords we went to a nearby bookstore to just browse, seeing as how that's exactly the sort of thing that we haven't been able to do in a very long time. While we were there, my wife discovered that they have an entire section dedicated to World of Warcraft fiction. She had somehow, despite being a huge WOW fangirl, missed this phenomenon. We were discussing these books when I mentioned that there were even Warcraft ...

Random Thoughts on Pornography

January 22nd, 2010 by skippy
I wonder if anybody has ever made a "Planet of the Apes" themed adult movie.

Dancing Robot

January 20th, 2010 by skippy
He dances better than me. Or most other white people now that I think about it.