Archive for October, 2009

No really.

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Now, where I work, Target, I tend to get bored really easily. But because somebody is always watching, I can’t legitimately mess around. To cope with my boredom while I work, putting stock on the shelves, my imagination takes over. Eventually, I came up with an almost complete analysis of the store on the best courses of action, based on where you are, in the event of a zombie takeover. I may take the time to properly train workers on the determination of a person’s death status on black/green/randomly colored Friday, in which, that is the worst-case scenario of when the zombies attack. Now, on the analysis.

If you are in the B section, (party, vacuums, ironing boards, cooking utensils) your best shot is if you are in party, rush to get a display vacuum that is neither too heavy, nor too flimsy. Otherwise, get an ironing board. If you are in the cooking utensil area, grab a frying pan, but use it in such a way to keep the blood from spraying in your face to prevent contamination. Do not use knives, as they put you into close range and have the least damage potential.

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Granted, unhealthy chances are you already knew that.

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“Several passengers restrained the suspect and the suspect attempted to bite one of the passengers in the leg.”

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Wholesome I say!

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And I raise you video footage of one of the heads of the lizard conspiracy movement.

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Evidently he is some sort of human/lizard hybrid.

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Animator vs Animation
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This time, ambulance with llama.

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Here is another ancient flash animation that I like.

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