Zombie Attack On A Plane
“Several passengers restrained the suspect and the suspect attempted to bite one of the passengers in the leg.”
Bonus: Passenger was evidently quoting the bible before he went all chompy, discount which is way creepier.
Article is here.









October 14th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
See, if airlines weren’t so strict about bringing, say, shotguns onto planes, they could have killed the SOB and prevented the inevitable spread of the infection.
I’ll be in my zombie bunker now, kaythanksbye.
October 14th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hope they lock him up in an Asylum.
October 14th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
… WTH did you use a Fox News link?
Here’s a local version of the story.
The man has some problems.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:26 am
You know, its actually pretty easy to unhook the seatbelts on airline chairs from the chair to use as an improvised weapon. Also, if you have a pen in your pocket you could stab him.
September 30th, 2025 at 11:00 am
I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.