Photographic Proof That Obama Is Not A US Citizen
Evidently he is some sort of human/lizard hybrid.
Seriously, I am not making this up.
And this guy isn’t alone. Go ahead and Google Obama is a lizard. Heck Google any world leader and “is a lizard”. The lizard freaks are not a partisan organization.
“V” was not a documentary people.
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October 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
bad link
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SKD reply on October 13th, 2009 11:39 am:
thanks for fixing the link Skippy
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October 13th, 2009 at 10:53 am
WTF?
Wow…just wow. I don’t even know what to say about that.
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October 13th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Unfortunately, these nut job freaks have been around since before V was even thought up. The global conspiracy theory BS has been around forever. The ideas are dreamed up by those who feel powerless and want to come up with a reason why their beliefs are not widely held.
As an aside, this is just as bad as the people saying aliens built the pyramids (or whatever other ancient wonder you want to name). They want to feel superior to ancient craftsman and laborers who developed extreme skill with the tools they had and could make long term plans (unlike the people saying aliens helped them).
I’m thinking of starting a global conspiracy to pull pranks on the conspiracy nuts.
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AFP reply on October 13th, 2009 11:43 am:
Wait, whadyamean aliens didn’t build the pyramids? Haven’t you ever seen StarGate? :-D
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Ian M reply on October 13th, 2009 5:25 pm:
#I’m thinking of starting a global conspiracy to pull pranks on the conspiracy nuts.#
I think there already is at least one “Conspiracy conspiracy”. Probably a bunch of them. I often wonder if a lot of the weird stuff that goes on was set up specifically to yank somebody’s chain.
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October 13th, 2009 at 11:38 am
It’s amazing what you can see when you blow up an old, time-damaged photo instead of redeveloping the original negative.
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AFP reply on October 13th, 2009 11:47 am:
What “Bumpy” things is he talking about? Does he mean the film grain? You know, the crystaline structure from the silver halide salts that photographic emulsions are made from?
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CCO reply on October 14th, 2009 6:26 am:
Yep, more than likely that’s what we’re looking at–artifacts from the limits of resolution of the film.
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October 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Holy hell. And I thought that, perhaps, we would be slightly odd for plans in the event of a zombie apocolypse. But lizard/human hybrids is just… signs of problems with the person looking at these pictures. Of course, the leader behind all of this could be the chupacabra, as scientists belive that one could not exist because it had mammal/reptillian characteriscts, thus deciving the public into thinking that a human/lizard hybrid would be impossible. But i’m going with that this guy is just looking at the picture and making stuff up out of nothing.
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October 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Now, I’m not a constitutional scholar, but I don’t think the Constitution requires you to be human to be a citizen. If you’re born in US territory, or of US citizens, you’re a citizen. I don’t think even both parent have to be citizens. So a human/lizard hybrid (if such a thing were possible) could be a citizen.
Not sure if being hatched from an egg counts as being born. Sure would be an interesting case for the Supreme Court.
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CCO reply on October 13th, 2009 8:22 pm:
Isn’t the phrase “natural born citizen”? I don’t think it’s natural for people to be born from eggs.
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StoneWolf reply on October 14th, 2009 4:21 am:
By the letter of the law, yeah, if you’re born on US soil, you’re a Citizen. No mention of race, creed, species, etc.
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October 13th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
If they were lizards it would be perfectly natural. :D
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October 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I actuall knew a person that had a skin disorder that made his skin look like the blown up photos. He was literally covered in what looked like blisters and bumps from head to toe. That was back when we were both kids about the age Barak is in the photo
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:24 am
Okay, I’m not a huge Obama fan, but what the fuck? Lizards? From old, crappy photos that you’ve dicked around with on your computer for how long? Seriously, give me any photo of anything and photoshop and I can “prove” whatever you’d like me to prove.
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:45 am
This has to be true, it’s on the internet!
Did you see the commericials for the “new improved V” TV show? Hope it strays [strays, not stays] closer to the written story line than the original.
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October 14th, 2009 at 7:17 am
I knew it! I knew the lizard-men were conspiring to take over the world! Now they will use the zombies from Mexico as an army to usurp power and slaughter anyone who refuses to become one of them. (Because everyone knows lizard-men are immune to zombiefication and can control zombies via telepathy.)
CAPTCHA: versing Ziff: in human etiquette so he can better blend in and pretend to be our President!
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October 14th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Seriously though, people are just nuts. Gotta love conspiracy theorists, they’re the one group that it is always okay to laugh at.
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I am pretty sure you need to be human to have a citizenship; I mean, do regular geckos have citizenships? I doubt it…
And yes, conspiracy theorists are crazy. The trick is the laugh at their stupidity instead of getting annoyed that the human race can produce such mentally flawed characters.
Captcha: cope icier. We are supposed to try and cope with these guys in a more icy fashion. Whatever that means.
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