This Will Be My Life Soon
I talk too much. My wife talks too much. Chances are, my kids will inherit the “talk too much” gene. Or will be intelligently designed to talk too much if that’s your thing.
I talk too much. My wife talks too much. Chances are, my kids will inherit the “talk too much” gene. Or will be intelligently designed to talk too much if that’s your thing.
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September 29th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I’m not having kids until they come with a mute button installed
September 29th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
agreed
September 29th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
This video is less cute when you realize that after listening to that for the next 6 hours they threw the baby out the window.
September 30th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Two words: duct tape. Unless they’ve got a stuffed nose, it won’t kill ’em.
September 30th, 2009 at 3:24 am
At least you only suspect they’ll get the “talk too much gene” I KNOW that my brothers have it. One of them even has the “Won’t stop despite carrying out serious threats of physical harm” gene and another has the “Always right even if he states idiot things like the sky is green” gene.
But you can always hope.
September 30th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Well it’s considered a bug that they don’t ship without one, but if you get your hands on the Pacifier 2.0 patch then you won’t have that much of a problem.
After a few years though the patch wears out and you’re going to need to look into the upgrades, Candy 4.6, Allowance 3.2, and Dad I Just Need Like 20 Bucks For Gas Money I Swear 4.3.2.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Now just wait ’till there’s actually words that you’ll have to remember lest your little princess become upset because Daddy doesn’t listen to her.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:16 am
You’re kidding right?
September 30th, 2009 at 5:40 am
Don’t forget the incredibly expensive but worth it Off To College 1.18
September 30th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Chances are one with talk your ear off and the other will be as quiet as a mouse. It’s the quiet one you have to watch out for. While the talker is distracting you, the mouse will be up to something…usually destructive.
September 30th, 2009 at 6:01 am
God I hope so.
Captcha: “scholz July” Yeah I think someone should start school in July and just never stop going.
September 30th, 2009 at 6:37 am
It’ll also hold ’em to walls and shit if you use enough. Half the time they think its fun. I don’t know why people keep trying to leave their kids with me.
September 30th, 2009 at 7:10 am
may the FSM help you on your child quest…. now IMHO my first born loves to play with my FSM plushy so… if that keeps her happy and “quiet” may the FSM Plushy be fun!!!
September 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Mine is 16 months and “talks” alot. Just wait until they learn how to run, then grab the remote/phone/Game controller and take off down the hallway with it. She also makes us get up to play ring around the rosey with her, and has recently learned how to spin herself until she gets dizzy and falls down, which is always amusing.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:08 am
ring around the rosey? Is that same as ring-a-ring-a-roses? confuzzled.
I’m engaged and got all this to come haven’t I? And I’m taking on two teenage kids already that won’t shut up! Least I can slap them up the back of the head.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Probably: Ring a round the rosie, pocket full of poseys, Ashes! Ashes! All fall down!
(I think that’s right; it’s been a while.)
September 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Possibly so they cam blame you for any damage to the kid? They keep doing it to me too.
September 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
It’s one of those weird whisper-down-the-centuries effects. Basically, it’s the Plague Song.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
That was actually disproved on Snopes.com
… what? I have alot of free time at work
October 1st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I got a buddy that tells his kids that if they don’t get quiet he will play pinata with them by duck taping them to the ceiling fan and hitting them with a stick. He told me that he had to stop when the kids ran to get duck tape and a baseball bat, and then begged him to really do it.
Me, I don’t that kind of will power. “But officer, they begged me to!”
October 4th, 2009 at 10:35 am
It’s possessed by the crazy frog! Aiiiiiee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3Ny0tgHfc
IF you are somehow unfamiliar with crazy frog… count yourself lucky.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“ring-a-ring-a-roses, a pocketful of posies, atissue atissue we all fall down.”
Supposedly came from the circular rashes that were the sign of the plague, and the posies that people carried to try and ward it off. Least thats what i was told at school.
October 5th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I was taught “Ring around the rosies, pocket full of posies. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.” See? Whisper down the centuries.
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