Archive for September, 2009

Lately I have been spending most of my nights on the couch. Not because I have done something to anger my wife or anything. But because of one of the less pleasant changes that her body has gone through due to our impending parenthood.

She has started to snore.

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So it turns out what contrary to what I had always assumed about surviving the walking plague that is flesh eating zombies, medicine heading out to the countryside might not be your best option.

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I talk too much. My wife talks too much. Chances are, my kids will inherit the “talk too much” gene. Or will be intelligently designed to talk too much if that’s your thing.

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At least those of you that are not going to have a pair brand new infants need to start thinking about Halloween. I’ll be going as a “Frazzled sleep deprived man covered with spit-up”.

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So people who aren’t in America have been having trouble seeing the video from the last post.

Here’s the same video, the sound isn’t as good, but you should be able to see it.

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A friend sent me this video, which has a bunch of really fascinating facts a giraffes.

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(Submitted by Kat)

1. Not allowed to make the new person get the signature for the schizo

2. Not allowed to make the new person get the signature for the cracked out alcoholic

3. You know what, if they’re screaming, cursing, muttering to themselves or tied up, YOU get the signature

4. No, we can’t gag the patients (it’s against the law)

5. No we can’t sedate them either

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So it turns out that upon closer examination, Chuck is actually advocating purchasing a tea -stained flag, which is made with cotton that has been tea stained, for an old-timey look. Which should probably be a lesson to people to not write blog posts when they’re in a bad mood, or at the very least, to read things very carefully, to avoid looking like a jack-ass. Granted his article is still “underpants on head” stupid, but he doesn’t actually call for the flag to be desecrated.

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I was originally working on a post about my wife’s pregnancy, which was really funny. I’ll finish it next week.

I’ve had a long day of running errands for my wife, and finishing up the last assignments for my first semester of online school. And *that* has been a whole great big wad of fun, that I will also need to write about soon. There are many advantages to online schools. But sometimes they can be a pain in the ass.

But then I caught this article, written by Chuck Norris. Yes Chuck Norris the famous actor. Not the actually heroic Chuck Norris of the Royal Navy.

For those that don’t want to read what he wrote, he writes a bunch of the standard things that members of the Tea Party movement say.  Most of it isn’t particularly groundbreaking, and mainly has to do with using older style flags as a symbol of resistance and protest.  All of which is fine and dandy, and I would have never paid it any attention if it wasn’t for one thing.

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I’d write something else, but anything else would just be a let down after that title.

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