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Moving…Moving…Moved

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

So for the past few weeks I have been getting ready for a move, which we finally did this weekend. It wasn’t a “big deal” move, like the many cross-country moves I’ve managed to make over the years, TX-CA, CA-TX, TX-IL, IL-AZ, AZ-TX damn I move entirely too much. This time it was just from one part of the Dallas area to another part. I now live in a city that most people have heard of only because it was featured in a zombie movie, which I suppose is strangely appropriate.

Well it turns out that moving is a lot more complicated when you have small children. You see, my wife and I have worked out this system where at any given point in time one of us is watching the twins, and one of us is doing something to make money through our web design business.   Now we added a third job: packing.  Which would seem to require the services of another adult in our household to do this while keeping up with the first two jobs.  My suggestion that we simply add another wife to the household to increase our ability to deal with extra chores was met with a surprising amount of positive consideration, which probably says quite a bit more about the realities of juggling a home business with multiple children than my spouse’s views on polyamory.

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From The “Dude You’re Not Helping” Files

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

It probably shouldn’t shock most of my regular readers that I am not particularly a fan of the Tea Party movement. I don’t agree with them on most issues, and on the ones where I do have a similar attitude, I tend to disagree with their proposed solutions. I know this is a bit of a generalization, as for the most part they are a loose confederation of people with similar attitudes.

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News Story

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

I have a news story that I feel I need to bring to your attention. A 74 year old Canadian woman was recently extradited to the US to face a 30 year old marijuana charge.

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We Don’t Want No Education

Friday, March 12th, 2010

The Department of Education is purchasing several tactical shotguns.
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Best Movie In The History Of Cinema Announced

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Longtime readers may remember when I mentioned that here was a movie called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
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Walter Mitty Is Alive And Well And Living In Amarillo, TX

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

And much to everyone’s surprise, he is now a SOLDIER in the service of JESUS CHRIST.

By soldier, of course, I mean dressed up in plus sized surplus uniforms and yelling at people who are not members of his church. Like what the Westboro Baptist Church would be like, if they watched too many Michael Bay movies.

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I…Wanna Plagiarize All Night

Monday, March 1st, 2010

So I happened to catch a rather interesting news development. It seems that Nick Simmons, son of famous musician Gene Simmons has his own comic book, called Incarnate.

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