Archive for the ‘News’ Category

We Don’t Want No Education

Friday, March 12th, 2010

The Department of Education is purchasing several tactical shotguns.
(more…)

Best Movie In The History Of Cinema Announced

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Longtime readers may remember when I mentioned that here was a movie called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
(more…)

Walter Mitty Is Alive And Well And Living In Amarillo, TX

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

And much to everyone’s surprise, he is now a SOLDIER in the service of JESUS CHRIST.

By soldier, of course, I mean dressed up in plus sized surplus uniforms and yelling at people who are not members of his church. Like what the Westboro Baptist Church would be like, if they watched too many Michael Bay movies.

(more…)

I…Wanna Plagiarize All Night

Monday, March 1st, 2010

So I happened to catch a rather interesting news development. It seems that Nick Simmons, son of famous musician Gene Simmons has his own comic book, called Incarnate.

(more…)

Joe Stack’s Manifesto Translated

Friday, February 19th, 2010

This site has a fairly decent crazy guy-English translation going on.

(more…)

Man, And I Really Liked Heart Attack Grill

Monday, February 1st, 2010

But the owner had to go and start a silly lawsuit.
(more…)

*Those rarely end well for me. You’d think I would learn this.

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

So here’s what happened to me today.

Last night, my wife went out to diner with her brother, while I stayed home with the kids. Around the time I was expecting her to come home, I get a phone call.

It was my wife informing me that the ignition in our car is stuck. Specifically that the key could not turn. After years of reliable service the lock just decided that it didn’t like her key anymore. She could turn the car on with the remote start. But she couldn’t get it out of park without using the key.

(more…)