The Children Are Our Future Dystopian Enforcer-Thugs
So tonight the family and I were watching a show, which heavily featured monsters in SS-like uniforms marching angrily about.
And every time the sound of boots stomping on cobblestones started up, by daughter would get really excited.
She would squeal and clap her hands, and giggle and bounce up and down, for the entire time the marching sound would go on.
I’m not sure if I should find this adorable, or horrifying.
September 13th, 2010 at 7:01 am
I’d be worried if she starts babbling in German or Russian, organizes her toys and starts sending the neighbor kids toys to camps. If you find a singed teddybear in the oven, definitly be worried.
September 13th, 2010 at 7:33 am
She’s already making her plans for minions. She is the future Evil Overlord (or is that Overlady).
September 13th, 2010 at 8:01 am
She’s going to be one of those quiet artsy types. You know, that kinda young quiet girl in the corner, drawing pictures.
What nobody knows is that she will in fact be detailing both your demise and her conquer of the known universe. Also, despite any genes she may or may not have, she will have blonde hair and blue eyes and travel in a pack with other like children.
Trust me on this. I know a few of those people.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:16 am
I say, worry if she wants to dress up as Gestapo this halloween. Thats when you might be raising Little Hitler, which sounds like a bad cartoon show.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:31 am
I was at one of those timeline-historical reenactment type events the Romans SOUNDED the greatest. The combination of the crunch crunch of hobnails with the shing shing of armor all at the double quick time.
September 13th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
What were you watching? COPS?
September 13th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I for one welcome the future empress of humanity!
September 13th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Your daughter will imprison man kind, bending us to her will with both cold logic and savage brutality. Were as your son will be the (no so lame) John Connor of mankind, forever leading us towards free will, mistakes and all. An epic battle for decades between siblings of differing ideology’s. Mean while you will be sitting somewhere laughing your ass off at the planetary joke you just played on us all while your wife rolls her eyes at you.
so ill just say it now before your little girl has the internet destroyed to further control information.
Thanks -_-
XD
September 13th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
All I know is that if skippy’s daughter and Lt. Ronald’s daughter ever team up, there’ll be no stopping them.
September 13th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I’m voting drummer in a rock band. And burying my head in the sand.
September 13th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
the question is: Sandy West or Mo Tucker.
September 14th, 2010 at 4:32 am
Ironically enough it was a really bad cartoon on Robot Chicken once.
September 14th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
If you were still in the Army, I’d say that was it. My little girl was able to sing along with the basic trainees cadences when we were at Leonard Wood. For once I was grateful for the more PC Army….
September 15th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Or the beginning of the movie Avalon.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I thought Lt. Ronald had a son? A good bit younger than Skippy’s kids though, unless Skippy has more kids than I’m aware of.
October 4th, 2010 at 8:36 am
I refer you to here:
http://skippyslist.com/2008/12/12/my-daughter-is-the-next-donald-trump/
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