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Archive for September 27th, 2010

I’ll Have One Extra Large, To Go

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Hello, Kat again. Thought I should share this…

You all may remember a little while ago, in my second ER Admitting List, I made a few nasty comments about overweight people. If that offended you, you want to stop reading now. If you understood that I was not generalizing and was only referring to a minority of people who would be rude no matter how fat they were, then please continue.

The following story is entirely true, unembellished and (I think) hilarious. So awhile ago a man presented in our emergency room having some chest wall pain after he took a fall. Not unheard of. This man weighed over 600 pounds, so he fell pretty hard. We first knew we were going to have a problem when he became indignant because we had to strap two beds together for him.

Then we didn’t have a big enough gown.

Then the tech had a hard time with the EKG and the nurse had a hard time with the IV. He was ranting about everything. (more…)