09): An Assessment of My Zombie Preparedness

September 10th, 2009 by Ihmhi

Welcome back to a very special issue of Voodoo Farming: A Not-Quite In-Depth Look At Zombies In Popular Culture. Today, we’re going to look at my Zombie Preparedness, and I hope that you will look at your own as well.

My father is a carpenter, so our basement is full of all sorts of lovely power tools. Chainsaws? We have three. We also have the means to make any impromptu barricades in a short amount of time – various metals, woods, etc., and all of the lovely hardware, nails, and screws to hold them down.

However, we have several disadvantages at hand as well. We live in Newark, NJ, the largest city in NJ. As any serious zombie fan knows, large cities are a big no-no. We’re also a hop, skip, and undead shuffle away from NYC, so the possibility of being overrun is very real.

Some of those tree-huggers out in California have all of those lovely sustainable systems for power and water, so when the world inevitably collapses they’ll still get juice from their solar and water from their natural rain reservoir system or some shit like that. We don’t have anything like that. Living in a city, you grow dependent on all of the services of the big government.

Despite our disadvantages, we have a legacy of pants-on-head-insane people that gives you an idea of the mindset that makes up a Newarker. A few examples:

Joe Rogan, host of Fear Factor. That guy doesn’t need weapons to take on the undead.

Ice-T, rapper, actor, and probably has more firearms at his disposal than the National Guard.

Ray Liotta, who’s a genuine old school tough guy. The reason he acts so well in all of those mob movies is because that was the kind of people who were in charge in Newark when he was growing up.

Redman. If zombies are affected by weed, I’m sure that they would be dazed and confused in a 10 foot circle around this guy.

And last but not least, the Queen of Crazy, Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston is the tactical nuclear strike of crazy. Give her a rail of blow, a baseball bat, and tell her the zombies are Bobby. She’ll clear ’em out a few blocks at a time.

Thanks to the nine elevenses and our relative tastiness as a terrorist target (thanks to our airport, harbor, and big public centers like NJPAC and The Rock), our police can only be described as “ready for a small-scale invasion”. I’m surprised I haven’t seen low-rider tanks with rap music blaring rolling down the street, but I’m sure we have something like that somewhere in a secret bunker under a police station. So if things go to massive shit I think we’d be fine in the police department department.

So for me, I’ve got a ton of power tools, great defensive potential, and a city that is pretty much full of the craziest motherfuckers on the planet. When the dead rise and the living tremble in fear, how will your city do? Let me know via the comments.

Maybe sometime in the next few issues I’ll do a “Top 10 Zombie-Safe Cities in America” thingy. Consider this a bit of a preview as well as a chance for you guys to pimp your city out as one of the candidates.

See you guys next time!

Ihmhi is a developer for Fortress Forever, a free, fast paced Team Fortress mod for Half-Life 2.

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Minty Says:
September 10th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

Just a teensy little point–you forgot to mention all the retired Made guys in Jersey who have attics filled with unregistered, illegal weapons and absolutely no problem firing them.

As for my contingency plan? At the moment, it mostly involves screaming, flailing, and, eventually, being consumed, mostly because I have no survival skills whatsoever. However, I feel somewhat consoled that the zombies will be slowed down with heart disease after digesting my fat ass, giving the best of humanity a chance to escape, breed, and overcome.

Now, if you’d asked about my psycho-fundamentalist contingency plan, that involves a baseball bat and a butcher’s cleaver. And screaming.

ShuttleZ Says:
September 10th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

In the weapons department, I’d say we’re pretty set in Aus. Two words – Metal freakin’Storm!

http://www.metalstorm.com

As for my contingency plan, I live pretty much next door to Holsworthy Army Base. Home to the 2nd Commando Regiment as well as the 3rd Battalion Royal Australian Regiment (3RAR)and the Incident Response Regiment so an abundance of major arse kicking is available inside of a quick sprint to the gate.

It also helps to have friends on the inside. :-)

Jim A reply on September 11th, 2009 6:03 am:

But how long before they go into shoot first, ask question later mode? When you have that sort of weaponry and training, anybody outside the wire trying to get in looks like a zombie. After all when you have a hammer, everyboty is wearing a nail shaped hat.

Lokim8 reply on September 13th, 2009 1:17 am:

Im currently applying for the RAE (Royal Australian Engineers) as a reserve combat engineer. So chances are, post december, i’b be the other side of the fence quick smart and slamming it with the infantry from Enogra and the fly boys from Amberly. Queensland has no Commandos or equivelant but Tounsvil1e has a rapid response regiment and the regular infantry in South East Queensland arn’t too bad…. failing to get into the forces, i’d high tail it to the coast, pinch one of my grandfather’s shottys and a 22 and then head to my girlfriends place and make my escape from there.

spc ward Says:
September 10th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

see now im upset this guys country has metal storm all i live near is one of the largest ammo depots in the states

Someone Else Says:
September 10th, 2009 at 10:59 pm

The only problem is that Metal Storm is A) Net yet in full scale production and B) Not available to civilians. Plus we have tough gun laws, so most people in the city, and quite a few in country towns, are stuffed. If there’s ever a zombie outbreak over here, I’m heading to a friend’s farm (collecting another friend who has actually has a few guns) and hiding out. Hopefully I’ll be able to rig up enough improvised charges to make up for my lack of fighting ability :D.

ShuttleZ reply on September 10th, 2009 11:19 pm:

Speaking as a license holder, our gun laws are not that tough. O.K., so we can’t own semi-automatic long arms except under special circumstances. Look at it this way. Instead of the ‘pray-n-spray’ school of thought, it just means you are very careful with that first shot and you make it count.

and yar, Metal Storm is still being trialled and tested but seriously, when the brains hit the fan, how quickly will it be up and running considering that the US navy is already testing the 40mm multi-barrel grenade launcher in essentially it’s final production form?

Someone Else reply on September 11th, 2009 2:13 pm:

Yeah, our laws aren’t as tough as their often made out to be, but they’re still a major problem, especially for people like me who don’t know one end of a gun from the other (okay, that’s a slight exaggeration, but you get my point).

As for Metal Storm, if they can prevent A) the workers from being zombified during the initial stages of the outbreak, B) increase the size of their production facilities (ammo as well as launchers) and C) get the raw materials needed to build their weapons, then they’ll get everything up and running quickly. Somehow I don’t think that all of that is going to happen.

Ihmhi reply on September 11th, 2009 12:35 am:

That’s one of the reasons, IMO, why 28 Days/Weeks/etc. Later take place in Britain. If you had a horde of zombies running through the streets, there would be people up on the roofs with rifles. And knowing some of the people in the States, machine guns and homemade flamethrowers too, probably…

Dave in NC reply on September 11th, 2009 11:57 am:

::channeling Emperor Palpatine::
When the zombie hordes arrive, they will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational Metal Storm!

ltc_insane reply on September 12th, 2009 6:52 pm:

eh as i live in Sydney and sadly do not have a gun licence i’ll be sharpening my wide range of combat ready swords and axes.

i won’t last long but by all the dark gods i shall take as many of the bastards with me !

heh i don’t live to far from Holsworthy either :P

Anonymous and STILL Employed Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 5:29 am

MY TURN! MY TURN!
My house has a few powertools, a decent array of kitchen equipment and several annoying younger siblings for use as bait.
I also survived seven years in a public school so bad it had more police callouts than the rest of the town put together, caught fire three times and was placed under the direct control of the education board after I left.
And I live in a small isolated english town full of posh people, which means no firearms by law, expensive but comparatively useless technology and that the incoming zomies will go down oh so easily against the crazy people in my house.
Looking at all that I feel quietly confident.

Jim A reply on September 11th, 2009 6:04 am:

Gee, all my high school had was somebody setting fire to the fetal pigs. And crazy astronaut chick. Coincidence?

Adam reply on September 11th, 2009 12:38 pm:

I dated crazy astronaut chick in college, and have pictures to prove both parts of that sentence.

Captcha: wreckage Goldfarb – describing my relationship with crazy astronaut chick and naming my next gf?

GBlair Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 8:49 am

I have this: http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv218/GBlair88/DSC00062.jpg

Plus there’s an army barracks about ten minutes walk from my house.

CaptchaL Mail Mary – Dyslexic Catholic?

StoneWolf reply on September 11th, 2009 9:47 am:

Whoo hoo, you have a Kukri. So do I. Can you use it? I like them for camping since they’re better than hatchets.

GBlair reply on September 11th, 2009 10:55 am:

Don’t have much use for it right now, but it’s always better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Don’t think the police would want to see me carrying it in public though.

StoneWolf reply on September 11th, 2009 12:25 pm:

Defensive weapons are like fire extiguishers that way. I hope I never use it, but if I do I want the best and I want to be good enough with it to get out alive. So if you’ve never used the kukri before, find an old log and get a feel for how it swings. They’re handier than a regular machete and heavier than a hatchet. They fill a nice middle ground that I like. The only thing that pisses me off with them is I have yet to encounter a sheath I like.

Shadowydreamer reply on September 11th, 2009 11:55 am:

I have a collection of knives.. including a kukri set.. but none of MINE take batteries.. :(

Chris reply on September 21st, 2009 4:33 pm:

Alright, I’ll bite… What is the battery for? Is the blade electrified or something?

Hmm, now I have something new to put on my Christmas list: one electric-bladed kukri.

In regards to my preparedness, I have very little. I sort of have a vague zombie plan, but it needs work, and in terms of weapons, all I really have is Pantera, which is basically a set of Wolverine-esque claws on a wooden grip. Melee only, with no reach beyond my arm, but sharp as hell. I actually have a small scar from when my cousin accidentally nicked me with it.

GBlair reply on September 22nd, 2009 8:51 am:

The AA battery is actually inside my invisible torch (invisible flashlight to those on the other side of the pond). Darkness is a bad place to be during a zombie apocalypse.

It could also be used for scale against the Kukri…..

lukazaz Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:38 am

Im in Tijuana…. I just say this… thermite is to easy to make in BIG QTY… how you want your zombie medium or well done???

StoneWolf reply on September 11th, 2009 9:48 am:

Plasma.

Captcha: Royal Juice-Uh, ewww.

StoneWolf Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am

Well, I have a bunch of buddies and we’re all into survivalism, are techies (we can all build spud guns and bombs from memory, including the chemistry), I live close to the ass end of nowhere and am less than a days walk from one Guard Base/Training Facility/Testing ground and the 86th Brigade HQ. Besides which, there’s about one long arm per adult here and most everybody knows how to use them. Just don’t be mistaken for a deer. And stay out of Burlington, that place’ll get eaten up fast. Finally, we’ll just wait for our nice long winter and dig the frozen fuckers up to whack their heads off. Or toss ’em in a silage pit.

Sequoia Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

This is the nice thing about living in Mini-Canada (the UP), we’re all trained in the redneck ways since childhood. Let’s just say all I will need to do when the zombies come is hit up Walmart, Menards and Gander Mountain for a few last minute things.

StoneWolf reply on September 11th, 2009 12:27 pm:

Everybody says they’ll go to Walmart. You realize that means the whole bloody town will be there going for the same supplies you’re after, right?

Sequoia reply on September 11th, 2009 1:52 pm:

Being 6’6″ (no matter how much it sucks) does have it’s advantages. And if Walmart is too busy, I’ll just go across the street and hit up Target, or down the street and hit up Shopko or Wallgreens. And this would mostly be for just some perishable foods and things for a bit of comfort instead of essentials (except Menards. Menards is important)

Minty reply on September 11th, 2009 1:57 pm:

Seriously. Just buy it now and stock it in the basement.

Sequoia reply on September 11th, 2009 3:00 pm:

Our basement doesn’t have much room in it at all. Nor the insulation filled attic.

Minty reply on September 11th, 2009 5:45 pm:

Under the bed?

Sequoia reply on September 12th, 2009 6:16 am:

My bow is already there, and I don’t even want to think of what might be under my parents bed, and under the guest bed is a mattress.

Captain Scurvy reply on September 19th, 2009 4:37 pm:

There is also this bizzare thing that full-blooded Yoopers (residents of the UP) become better shots when drunk. All you have to do is give each man a case of Labatt’s and let the Zombies come.

Chris Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

We’d tell the zombies that their retirement benefits expired back when they did, and they’d promptly go on strike. Yay, Toronto.

On the other hand, we have two large nuclear power plants within a short drive of the city, so radioactive zombies may be a problem on z-day.

Kal Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

I’m on the UK coast in a middle-sized town and, having read “World War Z”, have made plans. There’s a convent with eight foot walls and thick wood gate just down the road from my house, a small supermarket with steel shutters one street over and some kind of storage/pumping station with ten foot metal spiked fencing around it by the park (also two gates, sewer access and within bucket on a rope reach of the river).
With that range of choice, and the collection of swords/home made kite shields and chainmail, I should be sitting pretty.

TheShadowCat Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Tremble in fear? I think not. I live in the heart of Silicon Valley. If the zombies come here, we’ll turn them into Borgs and take over the universe.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CAPTCHA – impounds suits – why would you need to impound a suit?

lukazaz reply on September 11th, 2009 1:14 pm:

crap your just going to make it worse…. comply or be zombified???? come on!!!!

Minty reply on September 11th, 2009 2:00 pm:

I have to wonder–would zombie Borg end up eating the motherboards out of computers instead of human brains?

Phantom Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

I live in basically Redneckville, NC. And my dad has some type of firearm (not really sure what) somewhere in the house. So for weapons I’m covered. I’ve got redneck neighbors on all sides with shotguns.

Also, Rednecksville = small town. So not a whole lot of folks to zombie-fy. Unless it hit up the road at the high school. Then… we’d all be screwed.

Leon Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Damn, someone beat me with the Canadian response. As another Torontonian and a canuck I’d imagine our zombies would be polite in death as they were in life.

“Excuse me sir, may I consume your brains?”
“Hmmm, no I have a prior engagement, how’s your Thurs at, say 2pm?”
“Why that would work wonderfully as it’s just after my curling meet. See you then. Good day.”

And depending on when the zombies show up, if they don’t read the calender we’ll have zombicles and all that’s needed to clean up is a sledghammer.

Shadowydreamer reply on September 11th, 2009 7:16 pm:

Where as on this coast we’ll just give them some weed and they’ll be way too happy and mellow to chase down anyone and eat brains.

Plan B is hang out at the legislature.. no brains anywhere near there.

Minty reply on September 12th, 2009 4:40 pm:

Well, yeah, except for you. That’s the equivalent of being the only oasis in 1000 square miles of desert.

Shadowydreamer reply on September 12th, 2009 4:58 pm:

Yipes. Very good point. I’ll go hang out with the engineers at SFU then.. not only are they bigger brained but they’ll have all sorts of neat zombie destroying toys.

ThandraK Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

I still got that gamebridge

Erika Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

I live in West Virginia. Firearms and crazy people… check.

FasterEddy Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Well, I live near Flint. I can drive to Detroit if need be. So, yeah, I don’t think that there’s going to be a lot of zombies in that area.

Captcha: Simply Passover. A new fashion line for the Jews out there?

Sequoia reply on September 12th, 2009 6:14 am:

I’m not really sure why you would WANT to drive to Detroit during the zombie apocalypse though…

Captain Scurvy reply on September 19th, 2009 4:41 pm:

I’m not really sure why you’d want to be in Detroit at all…

Sequoia reply on September 19th, 2009 5:59 pm:

To watch the Packers kill the Lions. Duh.

Sean Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

I live in Bayonne. It’s a town full of people who couldn’t afford Jersey City, who therefore couldn’t afford Hoboken. Cream of the crop, lemme tell ya.

Zombies happen….we’re fucked.

LoC Says:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

*tries again, this time sans pictures*
well, I live in a big(ish) city full of pot-smoking hippies and bureaucrats with too much money and too few practical skills… so if I try to defend my home I’m pretty screwed, despite having more firearms, ammunition and combat-ready swords (I’m something of a collector) in the house than any three neighborhoods around here.

Thankfully, I’m within easy running distance of a National Guard armory, am well-versed in working on and driving all of their vehicles, and once I’ve secured as many of those as I need to transport all the friends I can gather (and all the MREs and bottled water I can get my grubby mitts on), it’s a hop, skip, and a jump (or a two hour drive, whatever) to a nice big snowy mountain with a well-appointed and comfortable ski lodge way up above the snow line. Assuming we can clear whatever animated corpses infest the place with our many and varied antique shotguns/pistols/rifles/swords/blunt instruments, we should have an easy few months of watching the airwaves for signs of the fall and/or success of mankind.

In the case of apocalypse, it’s time to fuel up the trucks and try to make our way north… it’ll be dicey, but if we make it to somewhere Canadian with good soil and no people, we should be able to start up a little colony. Hopefully we’ll be able to find other survivors and make some sort of civilization, but… I wouldn’t count on it.
Maybe it’ll take the zombies a few years to get to us… maybe we can hold out for a few months until ammunition and sanity are gone… perhaps we should’ve tried farther north, tried to live off the frozen land in the manner of the northern tribes… not that any of us have the know-how…

well, let’s just hope it doesn’t come to that, eh?

captcha: sculpture town.
-now there’s an odd thought: zombified gorgon attack!

Alex Says:
September 12th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Well, my college is located in Manhattan, KS, which is about a day’s leisurely walk away from Fort Riley, military bases being a no-no notwithstanding.

DAVVV Says:
September 12th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

haha down here in FL the fucking gangs will light em up

ShuttleZ Says:
September 13th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

The biggest problem I see is that fact that gettin outta town seems to be the best idea and world+dog is going to try the same thing. No matter how many assorted flavours in weaponry you posses, if you’re stuck in the middle of a traffic jam, all you are is a tasty Jaffa. Hard on the outside but soft n juicy in the middle.

For me, a big 4wd (with a 4 inch lift kit – sitting in the driveway. Check.) and follow the maintenance trails under the 3-phase power lines all the way to the mountains and beyond.

LoC978 reply on September 15th, 2009 12:43 pm:

hence why I choose to steal military vehicles capable of driving on top of the traffic jam. 4×4? I’ll take some 5-ton 6x6s and tracked vehicles, thanks!

…I really dunno what to make of this Captcha: Zion manhood

SpaZzy Says:
September 14th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I live out in a far-away place called “Hobart”. Now, out in Hobart, we live on mass expanses of land.

We also do some farming!

So we make all of our stuff, so it’s pretty cool.

If any of y’all need a sheet metal fence, I’m your guy.

ShuttleZ reply on September 14th, 2009 4:34 pm:

Prove you’re from Tazzie. Show us your scar. hehehe.

(jk, lol)

SpaZzy reply on September 16th, 2009 8:47 pm:

Tazzie? I’m from Washington XD. And I have a few, which one do you wanna see?

Sequoia reply on September 14th, 2009 6:05 pm:

Could you hook me up with an electric cattle prod?

SpaZzy reply on September 16th, 2009 8:46 pm:

Oh definitely. Just be sure to know which end is the side you hold. Made THAT mistake once. Still have the scar. El Sucko.

Sequoia reply on September 17th, 2009 12:35 pm:

My dad grew up on a dairy farm. I think I’ll be fairly safe. Fairly is the key word here.

Kim Says:
September 16th, 2009 at 2:03 am

I’m not from the US. Live in Norway. But I’d still say I’m pretty much set for whatever. Have a few guns in an armed conatiner. I’d only take the Pump-Action shotty and all the ammo(Alot) With me. as Only headshot’s or extreme Disintergration will take ’em down. and my sword. Sharp, Good length, and never runs out of ammo.

Oh and yeah. a music player for muh ears. Pump me up a bit!

Kim Says:
September 16th, 2009 at 2:05 am

Oh forgot to tell anyone. The best thing to do would be to be mobile. Be in shape, and have some experience in a martial art. I for one have Taekwondo. *Waits for worlds en*

Pte. Walker Says:
September 18th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Hmmm, well at home I’ve got a lovely assortment of unregistered shotguns and a couple semi auto 22.’s. Although i live about 5 kms from one of the best gun shops in western canada. this guy has tommy guns, bren guns, LMG’s, pistols out the wazoo, long rifles and shotguns and a pair of 50. cal target rifles(where he got the permits for this shit in CANADA is beyond me… not to mention a goddamn bunker of ammo and webbing to go with it its out in the boonies, is a solid cement building on a hill overlooking prarie with scatttered bush. great for IED’s and Low wire Plus the owners son is a friend in my unit…I’ve got an in! The only thing I really need to concern myself with is a stockpile of food and other such essentials. brb, going to Costco

Kim Says:
September 19th, 2009 at 1:35 am

Guns are good and well. But know, that zombies are normally only killed by headshots. And react to sound. Will it be wise to run around guns blazing?
Of course I’d take a small gun with me. NOT a Handgun. Beacuse very few can land headshots with those.
I’d take an SMG of some sort. With a silencer, and reflex sights. So at a medium distance I could drop as many as possible, and then in very lose combat havea medium length sword, prefferably the katana, because of it’s light wheight and sharpness. An axe would to fine aswell, to cleave heads. As for firearms again. Set it to single fire or burst. And with a silencer. Or you’ll find yourself with hordes of dead upon you…

SpaZzy reply on September 20th, 2009 3:59 pm:

Don’t even set it to burst, you only need one well-placed bullet to the head. Unless you LIKE wasting ammo =D.

-SpaZzy-

Sequoia reply on September 20th, 2009 6:09 pm:

Unless, of course, an entire wall of zombies is coming towards you and you have incendiary rounds.

SpaZzy reply on September 21st, 2009 8:07 am:

But then that’s just not fair! Gotta give those Zombies a fighti– What am I saying?! SHOOT. FASTER.

And on a side note, .22’s sound kinda funny =D

Captain Scurvy Says:
September 19th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

I live in the Upper Penninsula of Michigan, the part of the state that many people (including those in the Lower Peninsula) don’t even know exist, or else belive is a part of Wisconsin. Very rocky, very snowy, and so heavily forrested you can’t see the horizon. Major big time deer hunting area. I think we would have the highest survival rate of any area of the U.S.

Almost everybody up here has some form of hunting firearm, and a place to use it. It wouldn’t be unreasonable to set up some sort of network of tree stands to take down most zombies that come shambling in. The U.P. also has an exstensive network of Snowmobile/ATV trails (depending upon the season), almost as much as there are real roads, providing easy escape and transport routes in case of paved infrastructure collapse. ATVs also use much less gas than real cars, so they could hold up for longer. Many people also have cottages and hunting camps out in the woods, away from centers of civilization that would be hard for a zombie to stumble across.

For 5 months out of the year the ground is covered in waist-deep snow, and the nighttime temperature can reach as low as -50 degrees Farenheit, so a zombie’s progress will be slowed or stopped during the winter months. The forests are here year round, ranging from young oaks to massive pines to a snarled mix of trees, keeping zombies wandering around until they reach a deer trail and run straight into a high-caliber hunting round.

In short, zombies that go into the U.P. aren’t coming back out.

Sequoia reply on September 19th, 2009 6:00 pm:

Hey, get it straight. Most people not from Michigan thinks we’re part of Canada.

Shadowydreamer reply on September 19th, 2009 7:02 pm:

..can we send you a few politicians to test your theories?

And consider the U.P. makes some of the best damn cider on the planet, I’d be happy to incorporate them under the maple leaf. ;)

Sequoia reply on September 19th, 2009 8:23 pm:

Sure, they’re probably better than our politicians.

Captcha: Saginaw Tues – Quite appropriate to the conversation I must say.

Signalist Says:
October 28th, 2011 at 11:14 am

In this town I’d say I am quite safe; I live in ‘the wrong side of the railroad’ so to speak, even police won’t come here, so zombies won’t last long here. Secondly, I live in the top floor of an apartment building, I doubt zombies know how to use stairs. And thirdly, there’s an Army base about three kilometers north from here, and apparently they have one of those neat bunkers used to store stuff like tanks, APCs, trucks and infantry weapons.

And should things go REALLY south, there’s a motorway going through the town which passes by another army base, housing an armoured brigade, located about an hour away or so from here, and at the other end of the motorway is the capital, you do the math.

Andrews Says:
December 6th, 2012 at 1:46 am

Well lets see I live in so cal resort town too many stoners not a very big police force but enough about the town my plan is head over to my friends house has 34 guns and shit Tom of ammunition grab my MREs see if I can jack anything from the police station a block from my house then drive my way Down to camp Pendleton and chill there until they die out

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