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Archive for October, 2009

Where are you going?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I drink a lot. No, I’m not an alcoholic, though I do occasionally partake in a beer or two. I went from a gall bladder removal surgery to a broken toe that kept me from running for almost 6 months. Since I’ve always been a borderline PT passer, I’ve fallen under the border. Since I have to get back to PT shape by January I have been working out a lot and taking supplements. When you work out a lot and take supplements you drink a lot. When you drink a lot, you piss a lot. At all hours of the day and night.

My fiance is a “nervous” sleeper. No matter how we have arranged a bed in any place we have lived, I have always had to sleep closest to the door so that when the monsters come I can fight them off before they hurt her. I love how naive she is… Everyone knows that monsters come out of the closet. Except her, and I’ll never tell, because while they feast on her flesh I’ll be halfway down the block!

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Vampire Reunion

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Why we are safe from a vampire uprising.
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Memorable Quotes

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Memorable quotes from the birth of my children.

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Labor Music

Monday, October 26th, 2009

So the other night while my wife was just beginning the birthing process, I made a post about inappropriate music to play during labor.

I was too busy to write much of anything, but here is a list of music that I discussed with my wife, which she also vetoed.

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Babies Are Here

Monday, October 26th, 2009

The kids have arrived over the weekend. I have been kind of busy since then. They are healthy, allergy and loud.

Smart-assed comments to follow later.

Powerhouse

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

So evidently my wife thinks that this song is “inappropriate to play during my labor contractions”

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Eagle 20! Fox 2!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Babies are happening now.

Who You Gonna Call?

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Someone had too much time on their hands.

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What Religion Is Right For You?

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

You may find yourself in the market for a new set of spiritual beliefs. But there are currently so many? How do you determine the best on for you?

Thankfully the good people at HolyTaco.com have put together this handy flowchart to help you out.

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XKCD Sings

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Somebody took this comic, apoplectic and turned it into a song.

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