Highly Innapropriate Movie Day
By that I mean less appropriate than you normally find here.
Seriously don’t watch these with the sound up if you are at work. Very not safe for work.
This is actually an ad for a zombie movie. See if any straight men can catch that part.
This is an ad for a different zombie movie than the last one.
I’d just like to take this as an opportunity to suggest that as a general rule, if you ever find a zombie strapped down to a table, under no circumstances should you have sex with it.
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July 7th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Obviously her ass will be the first zombie meal, and as for sex with a strapped down zombie, one question: Is it rape? (btw I do not condone sexing the walking dead, as they can get laid by themselves.)
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Minty reply on July 7th, 2009 10:12 am:
Actually yes, yes it is. The only reason I didn’t see Deadgirl at the Seattle International Film Festival is because my allergies were acting up and I was too tired for the midnight showing. However, my friend did, and let’s just say that, according to him, the zombie manages to free herself, and. . . well. . . it ain’t pretty.
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July 7th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Naked man #4 bears a worrisome resemblance to my philosophy professor.
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July 7th, 2009 at 2:36 am
I’m too traumitized to formulate a smart ass remark.
Well played Mr Skippy, well played.
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July 7th, 2009 at 3:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo-gGes6qig
And now for something completely different. There are probably no zombies at all in this trailer… but there is a samisen. (Watch for it when the tank comes out and drives on the side of the building.)
(Bassist 6-Hitter? Well, I _have_ been playing Rock Band a lot.)
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TheShadowCat reply on July 7th, 2009 7:43 am:
I was unaware that buildings could bleed fountains of blood.
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Minty reply on July 7th, 2009 10:14 am:
Obviously you’ve never watched the original Amityville on a Sunday afternoon while hungover.
So, okay, that was really seedless raspberry jelly, but they wanted you to think it was blood.
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CPL Ted Bronson reply on July 7th, 2009 11:03 am:
Just when I thought that there couldn’t be a movie worse than Tokyo Gore Police. And the anal bleeding didn’t even get a cool named voice-over…
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July 7th, 2009 at 7:00 am
I’m not sure which was worse, being flashed by men on the wrong side of middle age before I’d even had half a cup of coffee or the fact that I am going to have that damn song stuck in my head for … what I hope will be a lot less time then I’m imagining.
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Sabra reply on July 7th, 2009 1:02 pm:
This is the only benefit to watching the clip right before going to bed. It did keep me awake a short time, but it left my brain by morning.
Captcha: smartly saxons. Well, I guess you could say they were marching right smartly.
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July 7th, 2009 at 10:00 am
… I hear the call of the naked men. I feel forced to obey.
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July 7th, 2009 at 10:12 am
In re: the Dead Snow video… y’all straight guys can actually get a boner with all that chipmunk singing going on? Really? I’ll stick with Naked Man #5, please.
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July 7th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Music video aside, Dead Snow was full of win.
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July 7th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
As to the first video, I almost decided to apply bleach to my eyes, when I realized that sending it to other people would make me feel better.
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Minty reply on July 7th, 2009 2:01 pm:
Ah, the old “misery loves company” placebo. Works every time.
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July 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
captcha: be dentists
Now I’m VERY afraid!
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July 14th, 2009 at 6:15 am
What happens when the reach 20 naked men? Will they have to form files? That was simply hilarious.
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Captcha: 60 vistas as if one copy wasn’t enough
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