Zombie Update Part 2
My fellow Skippians I come to warn you that the end has officially began. Recently a “Swine Flu” epidemic has begun to spread, cheao viagra and anywhere from 20 to 800 people have died from it and even more have been infected.
This is very concerning news, and even more concerning is that it started in Mexico. I’m sure that we all here at Skippy’s List can see through these lies to the truth that this is just the zombie epidemic is getting worse.
Now Mexico has even begun to admit to deaths and that some of them were even near the U.S. Mexico border (which just goes to show that the fences are working to a certain extent). Here in the United States there have been at least 40 confirmed cases. Hell the CDC even has opened a twitter account br> to keep people informed. Including warnings to avoid travel, especially to Mexico. So in closing all I have to say is be informed, be armed, and be prepared!
I’m going to go hide in my old tree fort.
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May 7th, 2009 at 9:17 am
No! You need to barricade yourself in your house and duct-tape plastic sheeting over all the windows! Quick, to Home Depot!
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May 7th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Forty dead people, it’s sad and it’s probably very painful for the family members.. but don’t more people die of the regular flu varitions evey year? How many people are struck and killed by lightning? How many people are offed by drunk drivers, serial killers or drunk driving serial killers?
The term “slow news month” has occured to me more than once.
Captcha says ‘govts converge’ .. Obviously Captcha really does know more than the rest of us.
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ArchaicDome reply on May 8th, 2009 4:59 am:
Fox says that 36,000 people die from regular flu every year, but they’re the very old and very young.
captcha: abides McCaffrey- for now.
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May 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
If you haven’t, read Masque of the Red Death at http://www.online-literature.com/poe/36/
I’m always amused by isolationism with regard to illnesses.
captcha: 5.00 bulkiest – if only it were that cheap…but this seems more appropriate for Minty’s Healthy People are Freaks
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May 11th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Do you have a zombie plan? I do… There are only 2 entrances to my place, and 2 windows. I also have a “Panic” room. Inside the panic room are enough MREs and water for 2 people to survive for 3 months. The lights are all solar/battery powered as is the AC/Heater. Also in the panic room is all my weapons (everything from modern MP5s to muskets and swords) and enough ammo to hold off a small invasion of bullet-proof aliens. I planned for 3 months because if things haven’t calmed down by then my wife and I will likely have killed each other.
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