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Zombie Update 3: Practice those headshots

May 6th, 2009 by Jayson

According to the BBC, there is a mutation of the swine flu that is causing a small outbreak of “zombiesm”. And it’s not the first time it’s happened.


Turns out it’s a hoax. Snopes has the true story here. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

Or maybe it’s a coverup………………..

I’m practicing my headshots, just in case.

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13 Responses to “Zombie Update 3: Practice those headshots”

  1. Strange Says:

    Its a damn good thing that I have 18 zombie plans. 17 of them envolve Griff.


    Dave in NC reply on May 7th, 2009 6:56 am:

    and using his carcass as a distraction while I make my escape! Why do you think I’m always carrying a shotgun?!

    There are two kinds of people – people with zombie plans…and fodder.


    ShuttleZ reply on May 7th, 2009 2:54 pm:

    Sad, I know but I love RvB. :-)

    Sarge: I have 37 different zombie plans!

    Grif: Wow. Now that’s preperation! I am seriously impressed, Sarge.

    Sarge: Well don’t be, dirtbag. In 36 of the 37 plans I use your fresh corpse as bait, so that I can make my initial escape from the legions of the undead!

    Grif: Well, at least I know there’s one plan where I-

    Sarge: In the 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devour you!

    Doc: Sarge, you gotta be pulling my leg.

    Sarge: Why do you think I carry a shotgun with me at all times? You have to be ready to act on a moments notice! Hyah!

    Captcha: Times augury – The times are a changing!

    Skippy, where did you get these captcha’s? It’s almost Nostradamus like in predictions! :-o


  2. TeratoMarty Says:

    Ooh, a masterful hoax of a BBC site, killed by the misuse of “it’s” in the second paragraph. Copy-edit your copypasta, please!


  3. Billy Says:

    This is the real reason i’m trying to get the money to go to alaska, before the outbreak. I also have to get some chainmail or platemail just in case I dont get there in time. Guess it’s time to visit ye olde rennissance faire

    captcha karaoke associate, fancy name for improptue backup singer, or the real head of the outbreak?


    Phantom reply on May 7th, 2009 1:44 pm:

    Try ThinkGeek.com. They have a chainmail shirt, Jedi robes, and a few different types of gauntlets.


    Sequoia reply on May 7th, 2009 3:21 pm:

    Jedi robes?

    You are now in my pantheon of heroes. Congratulations. Other members include Timothy Zahn (for Grand Admiral Thrawn), Dr. Seuss, Andrew Jackson (he beat his would-be assassin with his CANE, how bad ass is that?), George Lucas for that wonderful creation of his, that one guy whose name I forgot, the person who wrote Nate the Snake, and YO MAMA!


  4. Leon Says:

    And an axe, don’t forget the axe. It’s hard for a zombie to chase you if it don’t got any legs.


    Billy reply on May 7th, 2009 3:40 pm:

    I already have 2 swords, one in the shape of a very large butterfly knife, I don’t need an axe


  5. Wes Says:

    Sadly, I used to work with a guy who was part of an anti-zombie militia. They were extreme survival nut types who trained to combat the living dead. Can’t help but wonder what he made of these articles.


  6. Kurt Says:

    I don’t remember where I saw it, I think on Yahoo, there was an article about flies who turn fire ants into zombie ants. I’m not making this up. So you better practice some head shots on really really tiny heads.

    Captcha Modeling brown. Showing off the new UPS uniforms.


  7. Kurt Says:

    ok there’s the link to the article about the zombie ants.


    Kurt reply on May 13th, 2009 10:47 pm:

    and by here I mean click my name.


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