One day I walked into my supervisors office and the entire design team of my project was in there, in the middle of a very serious debate.
(Names changed to protect the guilty)
Cred: Ask him! (points at me as soon as I enter the room)
Me: Ask me what?
Sill: Do you think Annie Potts is hot?
Me: Who?
Pick: The actress who played the secretary in Ghostbusters.
Cred: She was also in Designing Women.
Me: Well she was hot. I haven’t seen her since the mid-90’s.
Sill: She’s aged real well.
Cred: Dude, she’s like, 60-something now!
Me: That doesn’t mean she can’t still be hot. That just makes it less likely.
Sill: Let us consult the internet.
Internet image search commences. After a brief search a current picture of Annie Potts is procured. Her MILFdom is debated. (Or GILFdom as the case may be.)
Pick: She looks pretty good for her age.
Sill: I agree. And she’s a redhead. I’d hit it.
Cred: You guys are nuts. I don’t find her attractive at all.
Me: I gotta go with the other guys on this. I think she’s still pretty good looking. Plus she’s famous, which has to count for something.
Cred: But I can’t stand her voice.
Sill: (Gives Cred a look which could only be described as “withering”) When you fantasize about women you have them speaking? What the hell is wrong with you?
Pick: I think less of you as a man now.
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