Dammit
Monday, November 30th, 2009Sleep deprived, juggling kids and school…and I keep forgetting to proofread stuff before I post it up.
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Oops
Monday, September 28th, 2009So people who aren’t in America have been having trouble seeing the video from the last post.
Here’s the same video, the sound isn’t as good, but you should be able to see it.
Rapture!
Monday, September 21st, 2009So evidently today was the Rapture. As can be seen at this very professional looking website. The guy has pictures, and videos and graphs. He even does math to prove that Sept 21st, 2009 is the date that the rapture will occur. And you just can’t argue with math.
Rules of the road now that you’re wife/girlfriend is pregnant:
Thursday, September 17th, 2009Bonus list. Because I spent all day doing math homework instead of writing.
Rules of the road now that you’re wife/girlfriend is pregnant:
(Submitted by TheShadowCat)
- Never argue with a pregnant woman. This will lead to a lot of pain. Emotional for her and possibly physical for you.
- Never point out bloated body parts or stretch marks on her unless you know how to duck and cover very well.
- Don’t make comments about weight gain unless you want to have a vasectomy done with a carving knife.
- If she makes a comment about any of these issues, tell her she’s beautiful. You might want to practice this a few times out loud and in front of a mirror so you can say it with a straight face and with some form of sincerity in your voice.
Let’s Fix Health Care
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009I think that our current health care system needs improving. I think that most rational people would agree, whatever their views on any current plans, that there are some major issues that we, as a country, need to address. Granted we might not all agree on what those specific issues are.
Now most of the people I see posting in the comments section here seem to be fairly bright. I bet between us we can come up with a whole bunch of workable ideas to fix health care.
Sleeping On The Couch
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009It’s important to note, that lack of sleep can sometimes impair your judgment.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!
Monday, August 24th, 2009I fear that my meager skills as a wordsmith are not up to the challenge of conveying just how awesome this is.
Truly we live in a golden age.
