Archive for the ‘News’ Category

So I happened to catch a rather interesting news development. It seems that Nick Simmons, unhealthy son of famous musician Gene Simmons has his own comic book, called Incarnate.

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This site has a fairly decent crazy guy-English translation going on.

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But the owner had to go and start a silly lawsuit.
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So here’s what happened to me today.

Last night, my wife went out to diner with her brother, while I stayed home with the kids. Around the time I was expecting her to come home, I get a phone call.

It was my wife informing me that the ignition in our car is stuck. Specifically that the key could not turn. After years of reliable service the lock just decided that it didn’t like her key anymore. She could turn the car on with the remote start. But she couldn’t get it out of park without using the key.

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But you have always been at war with Eastasia.

I wonder if you will be able to see my website any more?

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So there is this man named Ted Petruna, with an interesting story.

On Nov 17th, Airtran Flight 297 was delayed. He claims that this delay was because about a dozen Muslim terrorists, in full middle eastern garb were conducting a “dry run” of a hijacking plan.

The incident started when one of them got into a confrontation with the crew while watching porn on a cell phone, which he had recorded the night before. Ted knew that terrorists do that before initiating a jihad because he studied. As the cowardly terrorists shouted Arabic slurs and called the flight crew infidel dogs, Ted realized that something needed to be done. He and another brave passenger stepped up to thwart this plan, by physically restraining some of the terrorists. The others were evidently too intimidated to gang up on the two men.

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A paralyzed Marine was denied TSGLI benefits because his injury was the result of a vaccine the military gave him rather than combat. Following a policy that was created after he filed his claim.

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Gunmen open fire at Ft. Hood, ask Texas.

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So I should probably have put up another post by now, but unfortunately my life has become a maelstrom of bottle warmers, sleep deprivation, and poop.

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So the other night while my wife was just beginning the birthing process, I made a post about inappropriate music to play during labor.

I was too busy to write much of anything, but here is a list of music that I discussed with my wife, which she also vetoed.

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