Skippy and the Cat in Heat
So, we adopted a kitten a few months back. We’re all about the spay and neuter pets thing, but we missed the deadline for her biological clock.
Understand that she’s a very social cat that likes all people. But last week, there was a full day where she wanted nothing to do with anyone that wasn’t my husband. And there was lots of cat moaning and rubbing and doing all the weird things cats do when they are in heat. Most of which was directed at Skippy.
He was starting to get a little weirded out by it. At one point, Skippy looks at her and says, “Cat, I am SO not gonna get it on with you.”
Later, a male friend came over. Our female cat proceeded to divide her attention between Skippy and his friend. The moaning and rubbing against them continued. She eventually sat between the two of them as they watched a movie, alternating her affections between the two.
Friend: “Dude, what’s up with your cat?”
Skippy: “Kitty wants a three way.”
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November 27th, 2013 at 5:33 pm
To this story, my only possible response is:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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April 21st, 2014 at 9:12 pm
Well, I have made it through all the madness from post 1 without dying from laughter. You haven’t posted in a while, are you OK?
Keep ’em coming!
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David B reply on April 21st, 2014 9:13 pm:
Forgot to say, time to go back to the beginning and start over!
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January 28th, 2015 at 8:18 pm
Yep…. I just took a rescue kitty in to get fixed. From the day she arrived at my place til the post surgery drugs wore off, about three weeks, she behaved just like you described. She was, of course, shut in the house the whole time. It’s been a week since the snip, and she’s toned down now to just being my second shadow. I forgot to ask the vet, but as this is my third in 20 years, I’m pretty sure female cats in heat are a bigger (and louder) problem for men than they are for women. Also? The threat of a gag, muzzle, or duct tape has zero effect on a cat in heat. Ear plugs are only marginally effective. I don’t think I’ve put in longer hours out in the shop…
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May 28th, 2015 at 8:24 pm
I remember telling a female cat that her sex identification skills were pretty good but she seriously needed to work on species identification.
For the same reason as described above.
Unsurprisingly, she ignored that advice.
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