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Who’s your Papa… Smurf?

April 27th, 2011 by LT Ronald

So, while I was out of town for the weekend, my fiance decides to go on a little shopping spree. Going out of town sucks! She does go to Victoria Secret. Going out of town rocks! She buys new $20 sweatpants at Victoria Secret. Going out of town sucks!! The sweat pants are blue. She buys a white skirt (important later).

I come home, we go out to dinner. She goes to the ladies room. She comes out with a blue hand. She doesn’t know why. Later at dinner she decides to show me her new tan, by lifting up the leg of her sweatpants. Her leg is blue. I laugh… She laughs… I say “check please”. She looks confused.

Get her home. Tell her to put on new white skirt. She continues to look confused. (She is a long haired blond). Tell her to call me Papa Smurf. She laughs, and does so! It is on! Half-way done, novelty wearing off. Blue butt is cool in theory. Brilliance hits. Tell her to call me Gargamel. All the way done.

Am I sick?


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6 Responses to “Who’s your Papa… Smurf?”

  1. Catherine Says:

    No. I’m the sick one for thinking “So, if I get new blue sweatpants, me and the hubby can roleplay Smurfette and Gargamel? AWESOME!”


  2. derko5 Says:

    Don’t despair Gargamel. You’ll get your gold some day.


  3. Matt Says:

    You are sick. You are also a Genius! Great way to rescure an evening that was probably headed south.


  4. jmireles Says:

    LT, you’re my hero…that was wrong on so many levels…which is why it is so full of win.


  5. Craig Says:



  6. Eben Says:

    Could have been worse. It could have been blue waffles.


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