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Valentine’s Day

February 13th, 2011 by skippy

I know that somewhere out in the world, at least one of my readers has just remembered what day it is.  And that reader is currently scrambling to figure out how to get an appropriate Valentine item for their significant other, without risking their career by abandoning work.

Don’t worry.  Skippy’s got your back.

Just print this bad boy up on your office computer, fold it in half, and you are good to go. Remember it’s not stealing from the company when it’s for love.

You give your lady one of these cards, and you will get more pussy than the dumpster behind a Chinese deli.

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This entry was posted on Sunday, February 13th, 2011 at 11:08 pm and is filed under Skippy is going to hell, Skippy needs sleep. Badly.. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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5 Responses to “Valentine’s Day”

  1. Psychlycan Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    Now I wonder how many people might print this out before noticing the joke?

  2. Squab Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 1:22 am

    I think I got it, but I had to google it….

  3. G64 Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Aww, sorry to hear that.
    Now go see your doctor immediately and tell your partner(s) about your VD.

  4. Anonymous and STILL Employed Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 11:44 am

    Haha, sheer genius.

    Captcha: rlich After – Are Lich After? Holy Shit this VD is bad!!

  5. binance Says:
    July 11th, 2025 at 2:51 am

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