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Never Let It Be Said That I Won’t Hop On A Bandwagon

January 20th, 2011 by skippy

I am furious that I didn’t think of this first.

So with this in mind:

Internet, I would like a million dollars. Hell I’m not greedy. I could probably make do with a lousy five hundred thousand.

Heck for a few hundred thousand I will turn this website into your own personal joke monkey. I’m not too proud to do that.

For five thousand, I’ll post a sensual cheesecake photo of myself wearing only a soviet army helmet, my old combat boots, and a strategically placed sock.

And for ten thousand, I won’t.

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12 Responses to “Never Let It Be Said That I Won’t Hop On A Bandwagon”

  1. Tyler Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 9:51 am

    I.. can’t believe that actually fucking worked.

  2. The_Henchman Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 11:03 am

    I think we need to come up with 10k quick.

  3. Kemperfish Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    “For five thousand, I’ll post a sensual cheesecake photo of myself wearing only a soviet army helmet, my old combat boots, and a strategically placed sock.”

    I reiterate, if you ain’t Zik, then there’s a mad scientist, almost certainly government funded, that’s producing secret clones of bitter, paganistic, free thinking militarized journalists, which sounds just about as productive as every other secret government funded program.

    Captcha- Storing Sport. So that’s what that sock is for…

  4. Jaybee Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 2:27 am

    Geez, that worked?

    I’ve been shilling International Give Me Money Day for YEARS and I’ve yet to see a single freaking cent.

  5. Catherine Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Well, fuck me running.
    I’m going all the way. I’m asking Bill Gates for $1 billion. I’ll give you a million when I get it, Skippy.

  6. lukazaz Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 11:27 am

    HURRY!!!
    I think he is reaching for the cam!!!
    AHHH MY EYES!!! TEAR THEM OUT PLEASE!!!!!

  7. Squab Says:
    January 26th, 2011 at 1:31 am

    GIVE SKIPPY 5 GRAND!@

    lol

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    May 27th, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Something in this makes me think of the old Monty Python sketch about “I won’t ruin this sketch, for a pound.”

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