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How To Beat The Westboro Baptist Church

March 26th, 2010 by skippy

This guy just wins.


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25 Responses to “How To Beat The Westboro Baptist Church”

  1. L.B. Says:

    This guy wins at life.

  2. Catbunny Says:

    SWEET! :D

    captcha: which taxation
    it’s not taxes if you’re donating the money

  3. Billy Says:

    I don’t know, while I love the way he uses the church’s fanatacism against them, i’d still prefer to slaughter the bigots.

    captcha: in reloaded, yes, in the baptist church reloaded they get slaughtered.

  4. Scott K Says:

    See also: http://www.phelps-a-thon.com
    :D

    Captcha: moonlit labor. Hey, whenever works best

  5. justme Says:

    I love this. Using their appearance as a way to offset some of their hate.

    The thank-you notes to Phelps are the best. I sort of picture him getting them and pulling a full-on Scooby-Doo villain “If it wasn’t for those meddling kids!!!” and shaking his fist.

  6. Ian M Says:

    Roughing up these loons would be satisfying, but only in the short term. You have to keep going back and beating them up again.

    As regards doing some good in the world, and simple kharma, this approach is great – and VERY cool.

    The ‘Thank You’ notes are a beautiful touch.

  7. M578Jockey Says:

    This Guy ROCKS!. What a brilliant idea. Not only is he rubbing WBC face in their own hate, he is doing really good things for the community. I would love to see the pastor’s face when he starts getting thank you notes from the groups he protests.

  8. Ken H Says:

    I was hoping that upon seeing the dirty US flag being dragged on the ground by the WBC demonstrator, he would proceed to dispose of it in the only authorized manner. Burning.

  9. Ziggy Says:

    I think they shoukd indeed dispose of that poor flag by respectfully burning it…while it’s still attached to that idiot.

    This guy goes on my hero list. I especially love the idea of Phelps getting the Thank-You notes and being all furious and getting worked up until he has a stroke or something.

    It’s a happy little image. Isn’t it?

  10. LoC Says:

    I got so focused on the flag dragging, I missed half of what the guy said… got the gist of it, though. I know it wouldn’t do any good, but I would totally call the bastards on that one… I’d also accuse them of hating America if they refused to properly and respectfully burn the flag after defacing it like that.

  11. skippy Says:

    “I’d also accuse them of hating America if they refused to properly and respectfully burn the flag after defacing it like that.”

    They do hate America. It’s actually a central point to their protests.

  12. Ian M Says:

    The number of things those crazies DON’T hate could be counted on the fingers of one foot.

  13. Jim C Says:

    From time to time I wonder if we should bring back dueling.

  14. M578Jockey Says:

    Brilliant idea.

    As long as everyone is a registered blood and organ donor, we should not only allow, but encourage dueling

  15. StoneWolf Says:

    Even if we aren’t donors (MY organs damnit!), I would love to see dueling come back. There are some people that, were it not for the jail time, I’d have killed already. I’d be willing to risk life and limb in a duel to put them down.

  16. LoC Says:

    I agree. Excellent idea. I even have a nice, sharp, light rapier hanging on my wall for that purpose.
    Pistols at ten paces in this day and age would probably get bystanders hurt, though… my favorite handgun holds 13 rounds…

  17. Scott K Says:

    Nonsense! Either you’re hit and killed, or you’re alive and aiming until your opponent is down, at which point any further rounds would be a) gratuitous, and b) aimed toward the ground. :)

  18. Ian M Says:

    When all is said and done, duelling is not about who is right or wrong, or who is the biggest ####. Duelling only settles who might be better (or luckier) with a given weapon on a given day.

    Not exactly the best odds, however much one may kid oneself about comparitive skill levels.

  19. LoC Says:

    sure, for a skilled shooter… but just imagine one of the limp-wristed idiots in the video getting their hands on a .45 holding 13+1! Oh the huge manitee!

  20. Ian M Says:

    As was already said, this guy just wins.

  21. Scott K Says:

    LoC: Muzzle rise ftl? :)

  22. M578Jockey Says:

    Not guns – Broadswords. Preferable Scottish Claymores. If you dumb enough to do it lets make sure it hurts. I nominate Al Sharpton to fight Rush Limbaugh in the first legal duel.

  23. JMireles Says:

    This dude has just joined the short list of my personal heroes. Takes the idea behind “Kill ’em with kindness” to a whole new level. Keep up the good work.

  24. David B Says:

    You want to hear how crazy they are? They protested at the dedication of a new memorial (The old one was just a plaque, the new one is a statue) for a mine disaster in Pennsylvania’s Nothern Anthracite Region. The disaster in question happened in the early 1900’s!

  25. David B Says:

    That is why I’m a proud member of the Patriot Guard Riders. I may not have a motorcycle, but I have a love for this country. I love how they hate the US, but they are based here!

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