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The Mysteries of Mega-Shark Revealed!

March 10th, 2010 by skippy

Explained in this handy chart!

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8 Responses to “The Mysteries of Mega-Shark Revealed!”

  1. no effect Says:
    March 10th, 2010 at 4:51 am

    Ha I cant look at this with out seeing that bad meme
    I’m a shark
    I’m a shark
    Suck my (well you get the idea)
    I’m a shark

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  2. Billy Says:
    March 10th, 2010 at 10:01 am

    So… megashark is faster than a bullet train, but slightly slower than a Tomahawk missile? Interesting. This seems to be coupled with the fact that a perfectly normal Great White shark is capable of tossing itself a few feet in the air during a rush assault on a seal…
    I take it then that the size to going-in-the-air ratio is exponential for sharks.

  3. Bryan Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    I can’t help picturing how awkward if would look if the shark’s aim was off…

  4. Ian M Says:
    March 12th, 2010 at 3:23 am

    Me too. Then, whether he bullseyes or not, there is STILL the 30,000 foot drop back to the ocean.

    “Sharks with frickin’ lasers in their heads…?!?” This beastie must have a rocket pack, supervision AND a built-in ballistic computer. At least. Maybe it should be a replacement for the Space Shuttle.

  5. Ian M Says:
    March 12th, 2010 at 3:34 am

    My bad. Megashark’s “known” altitude is not 30,000 feet, but considerably less. Even so, there is still this whole accuracy thing AND the landing afterwards. They’re kind of hard to get past.

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