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FSM Hates Small Private Commuter Planes.

November 16th, 2009 by skippy

No beer volcano for those kids.

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29 Responses to “FSM Hates Small Private Commuter Planes.”

  1. SCAlexD Says:

    WTF? ::Checks coffee to see if it’s been drugged::

  2. Billy Says:

    One more reason to take the train….

  3. Schwal Says:

    FSM?

    Also, if you are a VFR pilot you go AROUND the weather, not above it. And you would have to be in freefall for an altimeter to move like that. And the chances of knowing what caused a problem while in the air are slim to none.

  4. Sequoia Says:

    Huh. Don’t see stuff like that everyday.

  5. CCO Says:

    They let us see the monster in the trailer! What’s wrong with these people!

  6. Willy Says:

    That’s one crazy tentacles monster at the end o_O

    You know, this movie isn’t helping the 1/3 people afraid to fly….

  7. Ziggy Says:

    I know! That’s not the main monster.

    That monster saves them by snatching the plane out of the air and then another monster kills all but one of them later.

    I can practically hear the pitch meeting in my head.

  8. Courtney Says:

    Cthulhu demands sacrafice! Send up your virgins!

    Ok, hotness will do.

    Capcha: oh broiler. Freudian slip?

  9. Mercer Says:

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  10. StoneWolf Says:

    Pilot of FAA? I saw that and thought the same thing, and I’m a tech for the FAA.

  11. StoneWolf Says:

    Or, I meant Pilot OR FAA.

  12. Ian M Says:

    Erm, no thanks. Definitely not my thing.

  13. Freiheit Says:

    I do, but then again I saw this when it was on the Twilight Zone and didn’t suck.

  14. Minty Says:

    Well, at least not fresh beer. Stale beer and hookers with VD, on the other hand. . .

  15. Jon Says:

    At the speed that altimeter was dropping, they would have lost their wings and essentially be an air torpedo screaming down towards the ground…

  16. William Says:

    All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may we All be touched by His Sacred Noodle.

  17. Ziggy Says:

    Maybe they did fall apart from the forces involved and the Flying Spaghetti Monster was rescuing them, snatching them away from certain doom to less certain doom…

    Oh come on. It makes as much sense as nearly anything coming out of Hollywood nowadays.

  18. Sequoia Says:

    Well, good Twilight Zone doesn’t count. And I assume you’re referencing that one episode with William Shatner on the airplane?

  19. Schwal Says:

    Neither. But my father was a private pilot, and my cousin is in the civil air patrol and working towards a commercial license. And I play with flight sims a lot.
    kind of runs in the family.

  20. Katie Says:

    I would pay money to see this…
    Just to yell out in a crowded theater
    “ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!”

  21. TheShadowCat Says:

    That’s one to miss.

  22. Dan Says:

    +1

  23. AFP Says:

    I misread that as “touched by his Second Noodle”

  24. AFP Says:

    What if THAT’S not the monster though? What if it’s like, the Monster’s adorable and harmless little pet?

  25. Anonymous Says:

    Isn’t it “His noodley appendage?”

    CAPTCHA: Seoul pyre: Godzilla attacks South Korea

  26. Caine Says:

    Lame.

  27. Gnr. Walker Says:

    +2

  28. KristofferNJ Says:

    *havent read all comments*
    Isen’t the altimeter going crazy because the measurement tool attached to it, is broken?

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