Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!
I fear that my meager skills as a wordsmith are not up to the challenge of conveying just how awesome this is.
Truly we live in a golden age.
I fear that my meager skills as a wordsmith are not up to the challenge of conveying just how awesome this is.
Truly we live in a golden age.
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August 24th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
… want
heehee, next time your boss pisses you off, just let him go on lunch break and come back to find his desk sawed in half
August 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
where can i buy I want 12. . . . for the office zombie party
August 24th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
It’s a shame it’s a fake :(
I was willing to go along with the idea that you can do that with 0.0033 horsepower but seeing the spark plug on it tore my dreams apart.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:42 am
I was bouncing up and down, genuinely excited and wanting one just for novelty’s sake… Then I clicked the little “Find out why” banner on the closed pre-order.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a bit of a greenie, myself, I just feel disappointed.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:15 am
I still prefer the chainsaw bayonet.
August 25th, 2009 at 7:53 am
What’s the point? You couldn’t get more than a few feet from the computer. Yea, you could use your boss’s computer to cut up his desk. But how far do you think you’d get before security was on your ass?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Also, when the Zombie Apocalypse does happen, one of the first things to go down will be the electricity grids, which makes the whole thing useless.
Stick to battery-powered tools of mayhem. Much more reliable in the long run.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
How has no one linked this yet?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ec7d64af6/irack-from-mike
Its like a bucket of facerape for the iSaw.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
http://www.gunshowreview.com/SHOT_2009/Day_One/images/00-01-15-09-0023.jpg
Glock Bayonet comes with moar win…
Captcha: avenue Wigging. Yes… I’m sure it is…
August 30th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Yet another good reason that this is fake and will probably stay that way. Besides, even if the power didn’t go out, what are you going to do? Carry your computer around under your arm with you as you hack zombies up?