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9 Responses to “Public Service Announcement”

1. Catbunny Says:
   August 19th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

   The “Zombie TV Series” link is apparently two links stuck together….

2. SPC Dorkus Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 6:03 am

   Wow Skippy, serendipity is working overtime today. Check this out:

   http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/08/18/theory_of_international_politics_and_zombies

   Captcha: work reawaken-is there zombie work now

3. Billy Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 7:53 am

   Scientific fools! They failed to incorprorate possibilities on how the zombie could be caused to keep moving (like my idea that they need to be hit in the spine) and the parallels of the zombie fungus that could evolve enough to take over humans! They wern’t making a study, they were bored with the simulator!

4. Minty Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 9:28 am

   “If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation [sic] unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.”

   Dear Scientists of the World: No Shit.

5. GBlair Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

   RE: Zombie ants
   http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/fungi-ant-attack-p1.php

6. Billy Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   After watching the zombie prank video, I realized that it would be a bad idea to play it in the U.S., just because we have some violent freaking kids here sometimes.

7. StoneWolf Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 5:20 am

   Addition:

   First, go type that up in a memo entitled “Shit we already know!”

   Second, instead of waisting time yammering come up with an anti-zombie WMD.

   Third, failing the second, shut you damn genius mouth and start reloading my empties, ’cause that ammo ain’t going to load itself.

8. Minty Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 9:34 am

   You’re going to trust someone who can’t even tie his own shoes to reload a gun?

9. StoneWolf Says:
   August 25th, 2009 at 10:55 am

   No. I’m going to load and operate the gun myself. I’m am going to select the scientitsts with a reasonable ammount of common sense and train them monkey fasion to put rounds into the magazine, which they will then place near me. Having trained people how to shoot before, it is not difficult to train somebody to load a mag. All it takes is about five minutes, ten if they’re slow, and make sure they have only have access to the type of ammunition that goes in the magazine. This plan is mostly based on the fact that I can unload a magazine much faster than I can load it, and if we’re going to be swarmed I’m going to be firing the rifle as fast as I can feed her and hopeing the barrel doesn’t overheat. If figure five guys reloading mags as fast as I normally do should be able to match my rate of expenditure.

   Anybody who I feel is just incapable of this action due to insufficent or excessive intelligence, gets to be bait.

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