So last week I showed my readers that the zombie apocalypse had begun. And this week Michael demonstrated that the problem has evidently been spreading.
Well I have recently realized that the problem is bigger and worse than originally suspected.
You see if you read the article I referenced, you will notice that the zombie in question yelled in Spanish at his victim. Now we all know that zombies can’t talk. But sometimes, when a victim has first been infected, they get a bit chompy, while still retaining a few shreds of their intellect. This was clearly the case in New Orleans last week.
Follow
