Well it’s been a rough week, and none of my regular contributers have submitted anything. Send them angry email until they repent. Stalk them at their place of work. Crucify them upon the Tree of Woe. They shall pay for this transgression, and the coin shall be the anguished tears of those that they love most! All shall be swept away on a tide of blood, despair, and waffles.
But to be fair, these will be some awesome waffles.
Um yeah, anyhow….
In the meantime, please enjoy this joke sent in by Michael Grafton.
An old gunnery sergeant is at a civilian affair, in full uniform, when a cute young thing comes up to him.
“Why are you so serious?”
“War is a serious business, Ma’am.”
“Well, you need to loosen up. When was the last time you made love?”
“1955 ma’am.”
“1955! Well, I think its time to get you back in the saddle and get you straightened out.”
So they go to a back room and “loosen up” a couple times.
Afterward, she sighs and rests her head on his chest. “You sure haven’t forgotten anything since that last time…”
“Well, ma’am, I should hope not. Its only 2130 now…”
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