Archive for the ‘Zombie Survival’ Category
National Review Online Discusses Zombie Survival
Thursday, October 15th, 2009No really.
Analysis of work for zombie combat
Thursday, October 15th, 2009Now, where I work, Target, I tend to get bored really easily. But because somebody is always watching, I can’t legitimately mess around. To cope with my boredom while I work, putting stock on the shelves, my imagination takes over. Eventually, I came up with an almost complete analysis of the store on the best courses of action, based on where you are, in the event of a zombie takeover. I may take the time to properly train workers on the determination of a person’s death status on black/green/randomly colored Friday, in which, that is the worst-case scenario of when the zombies attack. Now, on the analysis.
If you are in the B section, (party, vacuums, ironing boards, cooking utensils) your best shot is if you are in party, rush to get a display vacuum that is neither too heavy, nor too flimsy. Otherwise, get an ironing board. If you are in the cooking utensil area, grab a frying pan, but use it in such a way to keep the blood from spraying in your face to prevent contamination. Do not use knives, as they put you into close range and have the least damage potential.
Zombie Attack On A Plane
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009“Several passengers restrained the suspect and the suspect attempted to bite one of the passengers in the leg.”
The Three Best Words In The English Language
Thursday, October 8th, 2009Free zombie Game.
Outbreak Ohio!
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009The zombie plague is spreading.
Ohio child attempts to eat his teacher.
Thank you Bryan Vlastelica for sending us this link.
Zombieland
Monday, October 5th, 2009I saw it yesterday. And I wholeheartedly give it two disembodied hands with the thumbs up. I think that this was the best zombie movie since Shaun of the Dead. This is probably the best movie I have seen in the theater for the past year or so.
If you are interested in this movie, then strongly recommend getting to the theater soon. There is a bit of a “surprise” in the movie, and the longer you wait, the better the chance that someone will spoil it for you.
