Valentine’s Day
I know that somewhere out in the world, at least one of my readers has just remembered what day it is. And that reader is currently scrambling to figure out how to get an appropriate Valentine item for their significant other, without risking their career by abandoning work.
Don’t worry. Skippy’s got your back.
Just print this bad boy up on your office computer, fold it in half, and you are good to go. Remember it’s not stealing from the company when it’s for love.
You give your lady one of these cards, and you will get more pussy than the dumpster behind a Chinese deli.
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February 13th, 2011 at 11:51 pm
Now I wonder how many people might print this out before noticing the joke?
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February 14th, 2011 at 1:22 am
I think I got it, but I had to google it….
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G64 reply on February 14th, 2011 11:40 am:
Aww, sorry to hear that.
Now go see your doctor immediately and tell your partner(s) about your VD.
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February 14th, 2011 at 11:44 am
Haha, sheer genius.
Captcha: rlich After – Are Lich After? Holy Shit this VD is bad!!
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