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Its a missing cat poster. They’re EASY! Make the damn poster yourself. Did she offer to pay or did I just miss that bit? You know, because its not like people make a LIVING making posters, they just do it for fun, right?
Also, this David Thorne fellow is now on my list of awesome people.
I get similar things myself sometimes, as I’m a technician. “Hey, you’re a tech, can you take a look at my car?” Because we all know radio receivers and cars work the same. “Will you pay me?” “Uhhh, nooo.” Please note a very confused look followed this, because clearly I spend my free time after work fixing people’s shit. “Then no. My shift is over, bye.” “But you looked at [cute girl’s name]’s car!” Please note how indignant this fellow was. “And?” “So you’ll look at her car and not mine?” “She’s pretty.” “That’s discrimination!” “Yes. Yes it is.” “I’m reporting you!” “For what? Not fixing your car for free during my spare time? Go pay a mechanic cheapskate.” This controller doesn’t talk to me anymore. Because its my fault. Sure.
But seriously, I could do that in about 5 minutes on Word. It really isn’t that hard…and if you don’t have word, well, there’s other things to use. It really isn’t that hard.
I mean, I could have done that in Elementary School for crying out loud.
Absolutely funny. Problem is I would have probably done the same thing. My place has a cat, the wifes cat, which I feed and change it’s litter simply because it gets me laid. Otherwise I could drop-kick the cat into rush-hour traffic on the interstate, in front of a semi, followed by a large tracked vehicle, and be much happier for it.
(Note: I don’t hate all cats, just the ones that piss on my uniforms, crap on my boots, and use my dress blues as a stratching post/bed.)
Oh David Thorne, you are so epic words cannot describe.
Unfortunately, despite my actual like of cats, I am misanthropic enough that I’d string her along like that too, or at the very least reply like he did initially and not say anything more.
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July 9th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
And if you don’t get the 27b/6 reference, you should watch Brazil again.
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July 9th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Its a missing cat poster. They’re EASY! Make the damn poster yourself. Did she offer to pay or did I just miss that bit? You know, because its not like people make a LIVING making posters, they just do it for fun, right?
Also, this David Thorne fellow is now on my list of awesome people.
I get similar things myself sometimes, as I’m a technician. “Hey, you’re a tech, can you take a look at my car?” Because we all know radio receivers and cars work the same. “Will you pay me?” “Uhhh, nooo.” Please note a very confused look followed this, because clearly I spend my free time after work fixing people’s shit. “Then no. My shift is over, bye.” “But you looked at [cute girl’s name]’s car!” Please note how indignant this fellow was. “And?” “So you’ll look at her car and not mine?” “She’s pretty.” “That’s discrimination!” “Yes. Yes it is.” “I’m reporting you!” “For what? Not fixing your car for free during my spare time? Go pay a mechanic cheapskate.” This controller doesn’t talk to me anymore. Because its my fault. Sure.
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steelcobra reply on July 10th, 2010 2:19 pm:
Even though he didn’t get paid, at least he had a fun four hours screwing with her.
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Stonewolf reply on July 10th, 2010 4:10 pm:
Oh absolutely. Might even have been payment enough for him.
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July 10th, 2010 at 6:29 am
I have always been a fan of offering booze and or club passes with drink tabs to a tech to facilitate the negotiations.
captcha: in twelfths/ no in fifths silly
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July 10th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I’m thinking that secretly the internet is now warning me to keep my cat away from the computer, or it will go missing.
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July 14th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I love the random hat at the end…
But seriously, I could do that in about 5 minutes on Word. It really isn’t that hard…and if you don’t have word, well, there’s other things to use. It really isn’t that hard.
I mean, I could have done that in Elementary School for crying out loud.
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July 17th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Absolutely funny. Problem is I would have probably done the same thing. My place has a cat, the wifes cat, which I feed and change it’s litter simply because it gets me laid. Otherwise I could drop-kick the cat into rush-hour traffic on the interstate, in front of a semi, followed by a large tracked vehicle, and be much happier for it.
(Note: I don’t hate all cats, just the ones that piss on my uniforms, crap on my boots, and use my dress blues as a stratching post/bed.)
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August 3rd, 2010 at 8:55 am
Oh David Thorne, you are so epic words cannot describe.
Unfortunately, despite my actual like of cats, I am misanthropic enough that I’d string her along like that too, or at the very least reply like he did initially and not say anything more.
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