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who needs canned food when you have MREs? Besides plastic doesnt rust. As for shotgun shells, theres no such thing as “loaded up” because as every good Zombie-apocolypse-suvivalist knows you cant have too much ammo.
Oh. and no such thing as overkill.
Raven Prometheus reply on April 8th, 2009 4:24 pm:
discovered, not devoted. oopsie.
Chris reply on April 9th, 2009 4:07 am:
Ah yes, the golden Rule 37. Equally important when dealing with zombies is rule 34: If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. Also, rule 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. Of course, I don’t know how much close air support one can get during a zombie apocalypse, but still.
I confess I thought I had more time to work on my zombie plan. I’ll have to accelerate my timetables.
Skippy, calm down mate. First, it all happened in the ‘Deep South’ and we all know what goes on down there… *distant strains of banjo music*
Secondly, he was yelling in Spanish. I suggest you lobby your government to end the illegal trade in South American zombies.
If you were going to get het up about something, it’s that the police arrested the zombie, rather than shooting it lots…and beating up its unresisting corps with batons…and yelling life-ist abuse…while being filmed on a cheap camcorder by a more politically aware zombie down the street…or does that only happen in LA?
Canned goods and shotgun shells? What make and model of shotgun do you like? Also, you really should have a good chainsaw and some gas handy. You know, just in case.
Just come to Wisconsin in the case of a zombie apocolypse. Some horde would shamble in, groan stupidly, and be instantly torn to shreds from random gunfire by the drunkards sitting in trees wearing blaze orange.
Actually I would go to Montana, did you know that in the state of Montana there are 1 million year round residents and over 3 million gun permits. That’s right, the ratio of guns to people is 3 to 1.
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April 7th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
You don’t have shells yet? I’m already loaded up on those. I just need some canned food.
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April 7th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
who needs canned food when you have MREs? Besides plastic doesnt rust. As for shotgun shells, theres no such thing as “loaded up” because as every good Zombie-apocolypse-suvivalist knows you cant have too much ammo.
Oh. and no such thing as overkill.
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Stitch reply on April 8th, 2009 12:18 am:
Indeed. The most you can hope for when confronting zombies is justenoughkill.
Captcha: had anybody. Jeez, my reputation in Soho has crossed the Atlantic!
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laughing-in-class reply on April 8th, 2009 7:08 am:
As a wise man once said, ” There is no such thing as overkill only ‘open fire’ and ‘I need to reload’!”
Captcha: Doing Hershber…there’s a new drug in town! (seriously, there are SO many things that could be said with that one!)
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Raven Prometheus reply on April 8th, 2009 4:23 pm:
Could I have developed a fellow Schlocker, yea, even on Skippy?
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Raven Prometheus reply on April 8th, 2009 4:24 pm:
discovered, not devoted. oopsie.
Chris reply on April 9th, 2009 4:07 am:
Ah yes, the golden Rule 37. Equally important when dealing with zombies is rule 34: If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. Also, rule 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. Of course, I don’t know how much close air support one can get during a zombie apocalypse, but still.
I confess I thought I had more time to work on my zombie plan. I’ll have to accelerate my timetables.
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David reply on April 9th, 2009 12:34 pm:
There is no overkill. There is only commence firing, and out of ammo.
http://www.schlockmercenary.com
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April 7th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I’m ready. I have canned goods, zombie survival guide and lots of pointy sticks.
captcha:by point
How I will killing zombies by pointy sticks.
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April 8th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Skippy, calm down mate. First, it all happened in the ‘Deep South’ and we all know what goes on down there… *distant strains of banjo music*
Secondly, he was yelling in Spanish. I suggest you lobby your government to end the illegal trade in South American zombies.
If you were going to get het up about something, it’s that the police arrested the zombie, rather than shooting it lots…and beating up its unresisting corps with batons…and yelling life-ist abuse…while being filmed on a cheap camcorder by a more politically aware zombie down the street…or does that only happen in LA?
captcha: sprint infants – 2012 is almost upon us.
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April 8th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Nuke ’em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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April 8th, 2009 at 7:20 am
You know, if he wasn’t yelling spanish, I would swear that he might be a relative. Though i’m more the “Hannible Lechter” kind of person…
captcha: cul- Lembeck, maybe he can get you hooked on phonics?
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April 8th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Canned goods and shotgun shells? What make and model of shotgun do you like? Also, you really should have a good chainsaw and some gas handy. You know, just in case.
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April 8th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Just come to Wisconsin in the case of a zombie apocolypse. Some horde would shamble in, groan stupidly, and be instantly torn to shreds from random gunfire by the drunkards sitting in trees wearing blaze orange.
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kat reply on April 9th, 2009 6:50 pm:
Actually I would go to Montana, did you know that in the state of Montana there are 1 million year round residents and over 3 million gun permits. That’s right, the ratio of guns to people is 3 to 1.
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CCO reply on April 10th, 2009 8:08 pm:
Kat,
I’m from NC. What’s a gun permit? Oh, you mean a pistol permit?
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April 8th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Just because nobody else has said it yet….
I call dibs on Milla Jovovich!!
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Cathaine reply on April 17th, 2009 10:27 pm:
D*mn it! (pouts)
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April 8th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Can you enslave a zombie? My garage needs cleaned out.
captcha: smaller earns- that sounds like my job.
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Ix reply on April 11th, 2009 2:15 am:
They managed it in Fido.
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April 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
They did in Shawn of the Dead.
:P
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