Birthday Burger Bash

February 2nd, 2009 by skippy

So my wife’s birthday is this Friday. And to celebrate this wonderful, beautiful, intelligent woman, who for some reason is willing to put up with my nonsense, I have offered to take her out to any restaurant that she desires.

She chose the Heart Attack Grill.

I love this woman.

And it turns out that these guys have a unusual special deal going on. If I can get 100 people to click on a special link that I have, they give me free food. And I figure, hey I have a bunch of people that read my site. Maybe they could click on the link. If about 1/10th of my average daily traffic clicks it, me and my wife get to eat for free.

And really the only thing that’s better than a meal that has been marinating in pure lard served by a scantily clad nurse is a free meal that has been marinating in pure lard served by a scantily clad nurse.

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Stickfodder Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:40 am

Oh you lucky bastard. And yes I clicked it.

Squid Vicious Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 am

You lucky lucky American bastards. Why don’t we have something so spectacularly un-PC here in New Zealand?

Captcha: coroner’s Houssin: coroner’s housin’ people who ate at the heart attack grill.

StoneWolf reply on February 3rd, 2009 5:31 am:

Because Americans are lound angry bastards who rarely give a shit what other people think of us. Besides, most of us don’t know how to be PC and for those of us that do, the very idea is so annoying that we are deliberatly un-PC. I love being American ;) Quick question for you. I’m from Vermont, where we have 10 cows for every person. I’ve heard New Zealand is the same but with sheep. Is this true?

Dorkus reply on February 3rd, 2009 6:22 am:

I hear Wyoming has the same issue with sheep.

Captcha: Harris doing-what?

Raven Prometheus reply on February 3rd, 2009 1:52 pm:

As a native of Wyoming, I have to chime in here. Not so much sheep as sheep and cows. Wyoming is a state that still doesn’t technically have enough people tp even BE a state. Back in the days when they were trying to get statehood, they gave women the vote, an unprecidented development back then. Basically it effectively doubled their registered voters. That still didn’t work so they had to eventually register a bunch of their cows and sheep to vote, too. At least that’s the legend we were taught. It is a fact, though, that they are the least populated state with only around 500,000 or so people.

Tony reply on February 3rd, 2009 10:16 am:

“Besides, most of us don’t know how to be PC and for those of us that do, the very idea is so annoying that we are deliberatly un-PC.”

If that is so, how come the whole political correctness-thing started in the U.S.?

Minty reply on February 3rd, 2009 12:47 pm:

Femnazis. And we all just love to piss them off, now don’t we?

Sicarius reply on February 3rd, 2009 2:50 pm:

I previously -dated- one. So yes, yes we do.

James Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 am

good way for them to advertise lol
get tons of people posting links to thier website all over the place

Stickfodder reply on February 3rd, 2009 1:41 pm:

Yeah I checked out their site and they said that they have never spent one cent on ads.

StoneWolf Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:32 am

Embrace the LARD!

JRGuinness Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 am

As of 8:18am CST, Skipp had already passed the 100 person mark. I want to see Skippy take the top place.

Captcha – epidemics wreck – yes, yes they do

paula reply on February 3rd, 2009 9:15 am:

where’s the count? I’ve clicked, of course, but don’t see any count…..

JRGuinness reply on February 3rd, 2009 9:38 pm:

On the “Kill a Friend” page. Skippy is registered as Jonathan Schwartz. as of this posting he’s ranked at #13 with 420 points.

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/kill2.php

Captcha: Rocking Erhardt – don’t go knocking on that Erhardt!

Jon Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am

We want pictures of Skippy sitting in front of a quadruple-bypass burger!

SCAlexD reply on February 3rd, 2009 8:18 am:

AGREED!@

paula reply on February 3rd, 2009 9:14 am:

don’t forget the Flatliner Fries!

Caine Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:27 am

Happy birthday to your wife in advance. My birthday happens to be tomorrow. =)

GO Aquarius! LOL

Janice reply on February 3rd, 2009 7:29 pm:

Thank you and happy birthday! Yay Aquarians!

TheShadowCat Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 am

Well, now there’s truth in advertising at its best. I clicked. Are we supposed to do anything special while we’re there?

Hope you and your lady love have a great time, Skippy. Don’t forget the defibrillator for when you have your heart attacks from all that grease. ;-)

CAPTCHA – SACKETT subject – Just what is the subject of SACKETT?

Anonymous and STILL Employed Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 am

SHIT DAMN!
I just got back from a place in town here that does a whole pound burger with bacon, cheese and enough fries to make the doctors think you ODed on potatoes, but it sounds like a happy meal compared to the stuff at this place. (And I mean happy meal as in size, not as in will give me nine STD’s and a lump of plastic for my troubles)
Happy birthday Skippys’ Wife (Mrs Skippy? Skippyette? Help me out here)

Janice reply on February 3rd, 2009 7:30 pm:

Thanks! And Janice works but I suppose I could answer to any of those. I’m sure I’ve been called worse. :-D

Anonymous and STILL Employed reply on February 4th, 2009 9:25 am:

Yeah, that works. OK then.

Ozman Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am

I wanna see skippy get that free wheelchair ride

David Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 am

Custom link emailed around. Might sneakernet the link to a couple other computers in my area that don’t have email. Every unique IP should be a seperate hit.

Ozman Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 am

where’s the counter?

braveheart Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm

click

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Raven Prometheus Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Wow. Just wow.

Captcha: doctor first. If you go to the Doctor first, he’ll tell you not to even go to the Heart Attack Grill….

Fractured Cell Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm

i checked – he has to beat 3583 to get into 1st place – lets get busy people!

Rank Name Clicks Favorite Website
15 Jonathan Schwarz 308 http://www.skippyslist.com

Captcha: Mite Drapery – curtains for really small dust bug …. thingees.

Jo Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Sure, one click for a good cause.

Twan Says:
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm

Skippy, I’d love your wife too. If you wouldn’t kill me for doing so.
But I jest.

I tell you what, that place beats the hell out of Hooters. Just imagine what could happen if a tampon fight broke out there.