Archive for the ‘Zombie Survival’ Category

I’m currently in the top five on my zombie contest. As a reward for all the hard clicking you nice folks have been doing, here is a Man-o-War video made with video game cut scenes.
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My own little Walking Dead apocalypse is coming along nicely.

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Everybody click this.

Then get your friends to come here and click it.

It helps spread the word for a new zombie TV show which is likely to be the best thing on television ever.  Well since Firefly anyways.  Which was still good despite having no zombies.  Although now that I think about it a Firefly zombie apocalypse story would be pretty awesome.

Also if enough people click on it, seek I may get some money.  Which means my kids can go to college, and eat and stuff.

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I really wish this chain existed in America.

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First of all I want to thank everybody for all the suggestions. Who knew that many of my readers really wanted to name a zombie board game?

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Quickly before someone important notices and fixes it, go to Newsweek’s website.

Seriously right now. I don’t care if you are feeding the homeless, or putting out a fire, or in the midst of surgery. Go there right now.

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Dealing With The Guy Who’s Clearly Hiding A Zombie Bite.

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How The Zombie Apocalypse Goes Down

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No really.

Here’s the link.

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Now, where I work, Target, I tend to get bored really easily. But because somebody is always watching, I can’t legitimately mess around. To cope with my boredom while I work, putting stock on the shelves, my imagination takes over. Eventually, I came up with an almost complete analysis of the store on the best courses of action, based on where you are, in the event of a zombie takeover. I may take the time to properly train workers on the determination of a person’s death status on black/green/randomly colored Friday, in which, that is the worst-case scenario of when the zombies attack. Now, on the analysis.

If you are in the B section, (party, vacuums, ironing boards, cooking utensils) your best shot is if you are in party, rush to get a display vacuum that is neither too heavy, nor too flimsy. Otherwise, get an ironing board. If you are in the cooking utensil area, grab a frying pan, but use it in such a way to keep the blood from spraying in your face to prevent contamination. Do not use knives, as they put you into close range and have the least damage potential.

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