Precocious Girl is Precocious
Yesterday the 5 year old girl barged into the bathroom while my husband was taking a shower. He tells her to leave, because he’s naked.
“Whatever. I’ve already SEEN your penis.”
That’s Skippy’s daughter.
Yesterday the 5 year old girl barged into the bathroom while my husband was taking a shower. He tells her to leave, because he’s naked.
“Whatever. I’ve already SEEN your penis.”
That’s Skippy’s daughter.
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July 21st, 2015 at 11:10 pm
Oh god.
September 22nd, 2015 at 11:51 pm
That’s hilarious! My daughters, who will be 4 & 3 in mid January, also have no respect for boundaries. Hard to think that they’re this old too. It seems like just yesterday I read Skippy’s post about “that funny noise” being one twin’s poop teleporting to the other twin’s diaper!
December 3rd, 2015 at 9:08 pm
I read this while on a train and started laughing so hard I cried. The guy next to me (he was a Melbourne hippie with dreads and sunnies, which made this even more hilarious) stared at my phone and read your post. He then proceeded to gasp like a little girl, and mutter “fucking kiddy diddler” under his breath. Yeah, that’s not what Skippy meant……..
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June 12th, 2025 at 8:45 pm
Just wanted to say thanks for this awesome post.
June 15th, 2025 at 12:14 am
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