The Miracles of Modern Medicine
So today my wife woke up to a nasty bug on her birthday. A close friend of ours suggested medicinal hot toddies.
Our friend neglected to mention that hot toddies can have debilitating side effects.
Side effects include:
Wearing a pirate hat all day.
Getting stuck in the bathtub multiple times despite the fact that you never once set out to enter the bathtub in the first place.
Removing Christmas decorations with your whole body.
Loud descriptions of lesbian sex at inopportune moments.
Headbutting exercise equipment.
Mystery injuries to your hand that have probably have nothing to do with the fact that this is the second time your husband has had to haul you out of the bathtub.
Children using your unconscious body as playground equipment/musical instrument.
Pirate hats stuck in weird places.
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February 11th, 2015 at 11:11 am
Point of order! I have plenty of evidence suggesting that wearing a pirate hat all day is not necessarily an exclusive side effect of toddies!
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February 13th, 2015 at 11:16 am
Wait.. you mean everyone doesn’t wear pirate hats everyday?
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April 7th, 2016 at 8:06 am
“It was terrible luck he was struck with the cancer at his age, but an incredible stroke of good luck that the medicine he needed was available to him the same week he was diagnosed. Xalkori had been used in clinical trials, but Matt was much too sick for a clinical trial,” Dr. Pennell said.
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June 29th, 2016 at 7:12 am
Great post for modern medicine, this medicine can be purchase online to.
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Keymi reply on July 6th, 2016 11:10 am:
Can be purchased online to do what? Don’t spam if you can’t even spell it right.
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May 2nd, 2017 at 5:22 am
Medicinal hot toddies ,that’s really strange, hope every thing gets normal . Be positive .
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