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This makes me put my face in my hands and weep for the future of humanity.
It’s especially painful because I’ve been a musician for thirty years and haven’t ever had major exposure. But this talentless fetus is now going to be a ‘major star’. Wow. I gagged a little when I wrote that phrase.
I wish I could go back in time and prevent the birth of whoever invented AutoTune… And that would probably prevent a lot of this absolutely terrible music that is sung by people that can’t hold a tune except for artificially…
Skippy… have you been hacked?
o_O
(I refuse to listen to that song… I’ve read too much about it… and the RickRoll comment made me click play for about 1 second in hopes that it really was….)
reCaptcha: ntylinsh mix
Maybe that could explain it…
Eh, I finally sat and watched the whole thing. Can’t really say I *hate* it. I don’t like it, it’s not any good, but it’s just too bland to hate. It’s like boldly declaring “I HATE OATMEAL! IT IS THE WORST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO CUISINE SINCE SALMONELA!” When really, that ignores so many things that are *actively* bad. Like chow hall food.
Ok. First off, I must note that what has been seen and heard cannot be unseen or unheard. That being said, someone needs to remove this girls voicebox. Straight up deny her the chance of ever singing again. Second, I really didn’t need a 16 year old, nasally-sounding, child to tell me that saturday and sunday come after friday. Finally, when I watched this video, I felt a MASSIVE disturbance in the force, which makes me think this little twit is gonna become really famous. Kinda like that old dude on American Idol, with “Pants on the Ground”.
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March 21st, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Forget Bieber Fever, Everyone’s got the Black Plague!
Seriously, the tiny little hairs in my ears have just endured a genocide of their kind. Be easy on them.
captcha: eszes obviously. “How did you get so famous, Miss Black?” “Auto-tune, eszes, obviously”
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March 21st, 2011 at 5:01 pm
And this is why I don’t listen to radio music stations.
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March 21st, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Why? Dear God, Skippy, WHY??!?!!?
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March 21st, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Seriously, one of the comments on YuoTube called this song “F*cking Ear Murder.”
I’ve never heard a more appropriate comment in my life.
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March 21st, 2011 at 7:48 pm
I see your cute and raise you a C’thulu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk
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March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 pm
ARGH! Rick Rolled by Skippy
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March 22nd, 2011 at 1:51 am
This makes me put my face in my hands and weep for the future of humanity.
It’s especially painful because I’ve been a musician for thirty years and haven’t ever had major exposure. But this talentless fetus is now going to be a ‘major star’. Wow. I gagged a little when I wrote that phrase.
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StoneWolf reply on March 25th, 2011 5:26 pm:
It is not your fault. Not that the Cyrus girl has turned 18, Disney must find new jailbait to market. That’s all.
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March 22nd, 2011 at 10:10 am
What have we done to anger the Skippy god that he would do such things to us? We must offer zombie sacrifices to placate him!
*On a side note, to truly appreciate how horrid this girl’s voice is, watch the acoustic version: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/03/18/rebecca-black-unplugged/?xrs=synd_facebook
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March 22nd, 2011 at 11:59 am
Normally I wouldn’t question this, but taking the last 3 posts into account I just gotta ask….
Are you feeling ok?
Captcha – prophecy groxeri: Writing losing eloquence, terrible music….Oh god, Groxeri told me this day would come!
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March 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I fear for my generation.
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March 22nd, 2011 at 6:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c
Much easier to listen to.
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March 22nd, 2011 at 7:11 pm
I wish I could go back in time and prevent the birth of whoever invented AutoTune… And that would probably prevent a lot of this absolutely terrible music that is sung by people that can’t hold a tune except for artificially…
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March 22nd, 2011 at 7:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9FISHEO3gsM
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March 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 am
Skippy… have you been hacked?
o_O
(I refuse to listen to that song… I’ve read too much about it… and the RickRoll comment made me click play for about 1 second in hopes that it really was….)
reCaptcha: ntylinsh mix
Maybe that could explain it…
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March 23rd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Skippy,
You can only redeem yourself by posting one of the “Zangief Kid” videos.
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March 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Oh skippy, did she get you too?
lol, Captcha: ratfu Gerstel. I don’t know what rat-fu is, but it sounds cool and I want to learn it.
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March 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 pm
You know that cute video Skippy posted? Something like that happened to him. The “cute” vial or whatever iti was exploded in him, causing this mess.
Alternate theories: sleep deprivation and the twins have taken over/corrupted his brain.
Or: skippy has been hacked.
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Psychlycan reply on March 23rd, 2011 1:33 pm:
Or, maybe, the twins got into his account. You never know…
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March 25th, 2011 at 7:14 am
Eh, I finally sat and watched the whole thing. Can’t really say I *hate* it. I don’t like it, it’s not any good, but it’s just too bland to hate. It’s like boldly declaring “I HATE OATMEAL! IT IS THE WORST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO CUISINE SINCE SALMONELA!” When really, that ignores so many things that are *actively* bad. Like chow hall food.
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March 25th, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Ok. First off, I must note that what has been seen and heard cannot be unseen or unheard. That being said, someone needs to remove this girls voicebox. Straight up deny her the chance of ever singing again. Second, I really didn’t need a 16 year old, nasally-sounding, child to tell me that saturday and sunday come after friday. Finally, when I watched this video, I felt a MASSIVE disturbance in the force, which makes me think this little twit is gonna become really famous. Kinda like that old dude on American Idol, with “Pants on the Ground”.
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