Archive for October, 2009

A fascinating look at the effects of various drugs on arachnids.

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At the present my wife is large enough that walking around a store is very uncomfortable for her. And so when we go shopping, we usually get a wheelchair for her. It saves her the hassle of walking, and I can roll her around a lot faster than she can waddle on her own anyways.

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I saw it yesterday. And I wholeheartedly give it two disembodied hands with the thumbs up. I think that this was the best zombie movie since Shaun of the Dead. This is probably the best movie I have seen in the theater for the past year or so.

If you are interested in this movie, pill then strongly recommend getting to the theater soon. There is a bit of a “surprise” in the movie, buy and the longer you wait, the better the chance that someone will spoil it for you.

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(Submitted by gEiStToG)

1. Not allowed to openly say how much easier it would be to let loose Z-Day in Afghanistan
2. As per rule 1, but applies to Iraq
3. Not allowed to suggest Z-Day as a means to an end for any conflict ridden country.
4. Not allowed to reserve the AHA in the defense that it is the “Best place to fight off the zombies”
5. Not allowed to bring Bolt Cutters with me to the AHA “Just encase IT happens”
6. Not allowed to assume old sluggish Iraqi’s that are hunched over on the sides of the street to be zombies.
7. Not allowed to request to open fire on said Iraqi Zombies
8. (Not me) Not allowed to throw bottles of water at Iraqi Checkpoint Guards who should have been stopping traffic to get their attention.
9. (Again not me) Not allowed to Fire Pen Flares at said Guards.
10. (Not me still) Just can’t throw anything at the guards.
11. Same goes for throwing candy at groups of children, it’s very rude even if you’re not hitting them.
12. Not allowed to request the use of the MK-19 as a backup weapon to better fight off the Zombies.
13. Not allowed to state that the building the new soldiers moved into was the site of mass murders.
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For real.  They do.

U of F is now in the running for best University ever.

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Given the high level of “zombie awareness” evidenced on this site by Skippy and his regular contributors, I’ve decided (ie, been drafted by Skippy) to contribute this particular arrangement of thoughts and links for your education and/or entertainment.

I think that any good zombie apocalypse plan has to account for a few key factors:
1. You need food; they don’t (only brains). Stock up on food to survive through the millennium. Yes, you can has cheezeburger!

2. You get tired; they won’t. Carry some Scooby snacks for fighting off hordes of zombies.

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One of my readers sent me a link to to a site that is having a contest for humorous counseling statements. I’m not sure if I should enter this contest, although I am tempted to post everything from my list that was actually used in a counseling statement.

But it’s a funny read, and if any of you have anything to add, they might give you a free t-shirt.

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I did not know this. And now I do.

Well that pretty much guarantees no Barbar toys for my kids.

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