Vampire Reunion
Why we are safe from a vampire uprising.
Why we are safe from a vampire uprising.
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October 29th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Ha! Love it!
Apparently one of the traditional ways of keeping vampires away was to scatter gravel or seeds on the ground. They’d be so busy counting them they wouldn’t have time to attack.
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October 29th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
AHAHAHA!!! “Sparkle!” I love it!
“What if I fall in love?” *snicker*
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October 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Now I want to watch the Buffy vs. Dracula episode again.. Damn you Skippy!
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October 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Great. Just great.
I was kinda hoping that Dracula would rip Edwards sparkly fabulous little throat out, though.
Fuck you, Stephanie Meyer.
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October 30th, 2009 at 4:00 am
“Our homeland of Transyvania…”
“Louisiana”
*heheheh*
Doesn’t really instil that much fear in me, although I have it on good authority that some pretty scary things DO come out of Louisiana. I also have a feeling if you did the old “drop seeds on the ground”, a Louisianian (?) vampire would also struggle to count them, but not instinctively.
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October 30th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I bet Dracula is afraid to show his face lest some teen asks him if he sparkles.
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November 2nd, 2009 at 5:34 am
“What kind of vampires are you?? You don’t even have fangs!!”
“At least I don’t look like Angel…”
That one made me chuckle out loud hehe
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