(Submitted by Confusion)
1. Not allowed to use any audio editing software to splice together funny conversations from our digital recorders.
2. Not allowed to insert synthesized speech into digital recordings either.
3. Not allowed to use Windows Movie Maker to edit video recordings and make videos to the song “The Chicken Dance”.
4. Not allowed to edit videos to any music.
5. Not allowed to edit videos.
6. Not allowed to “monitor network usage” via VNC on my lunchbreak by randomly connecting to other users machines.
7. Not allowed to VNC into users machines on thier breaks to see what they are doing.
8. Not allowed to use VNC to post, email, or IM strangers from other peoples machines
9. Not allowed to make changes to someones MySpace or Facebook pages via VNC connection to their machine.
10. Not allowed to VNC into a machine without contacting the user.
11. “I left a voicemail” does not count.
12. Not allowed to make “UI improvements” by changing users desktops, icons, or wallpaper via VNC.
13. Not allowed to use VNC connections to “test bandwidth” by downloading torrents on other peoples machines.
14. Not allowed to “stress test” the LAN by downloading torrents either.
15. Same goes for the firewall.
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