(Submitted by James)
1. Not allowed to pee in a bottle and drop it out of the hellhole of an H-53 while over rush hour traffic on I-264.
2. Also probably why CO doesn’t let us do I-264 transits anymore.
3. Not allowed to make MRE bombs at the pistol range.
4. Especially between courses of fire.
5. Not allowed to make people “clean pad eyes” for EMI.
6. Not allowed to send a new check-in up to personnel in search of an “India Delta 10 Tango” form.