(Submitted By Jordan Thompson)
- Never build a pagan shrine out of rocks on top of a cratering charge. Even if it is Sunday.
- When detonating 1000lbs of explosives do NOT stand out side the bunker to “get a better picture” especially when someone just made a shrine out of shrapnel.
- Don’t try to eviscerate yourself with the army sewing kit scissors. It won’t work. You can give yourself little red welts across your stomach and have a whole barracks laughing themselves stupid while trying to restrain you.
- Don’t ask NG’s what they do when they aren’t soldiers. You may get yourself into an enlightening conversation about “Medieval battle reenactments.”
- Dropping an FM on the desk to see who will hit the dirt is not a good idea, especially when it works.
- Discovering a secret cable television and sneaking off to watch football with your squad does not count as “Team building”
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