(Submitted by Anonymous)
1: It is perfectly legal to call the MP’s to escort your platoon SGT away from your off post residence if he shows up for a surprise inspection at 9 PM while you are on leave.
2: While your spouse is a civilian and technically allowed to talk to the post commander if she wants to, its not recommended to use this to solve pay issues.
3: Even if you have tried for 6 months to get it fixed through your chain of command and the military owes you over 3 grand.
4: “Take control of your spouse” is not a lawful order.
5: You are not authorized to send emails to the G-6 in “leet speak”