Okay, Skippy, just because you asked.
This short list is what you might call “post-military”.
A while ago you abandoned a promising new list in consideration of you own health, well being, and longevity. That list was entitled “Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do Now That I Am Married”.
Well, while I was in a Special Ops unit, I had the precarious pleasure of serving with an individual who was your absolute doppelganger. For quite some time I was convinced that you were him, and he just wouldn’t cop to it. I still think that’s a possibility, you conniving bastard.
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