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Anonymous and STILL Employed reply on February 11th, 2009 5:12 am:
According to the discworld, it’s vitalism. Just finished reading “Reaper Man” which has a massive section of the plot dedicated to a freshly dead zombie who joins an undead group called the Fresh Start Club (End Vitalism now! You don’t have to take this lying down!)
Frikkin-frakkin-frikkin!!! DOD computer blanked it out, so I’ve got to wait til I go home. Uh, not that I was surfing on company time….
I hope this is allowed, a shameless plug for another site, a web comic – http://www.sluggy.com. They’re dealing with rifle-shooting, fast-walking zombies.
I say that when we as Skippites rise up, our Zombie minions are not this namby-pmaby type of touchy feely zombies. The only touchy feely I want our zombies doing is touch the brains of our enemies and feeling them slide down their throats! Skippites of the world unite!
laughing-in-class reply on February 12th, 2009 8:20 am:
As long as the zombies aren’t stupid. The last thing we need are dumbass zombies. I fugure something like the Army of Darkness would do the trick. Skippy be praised!
Anonymous and STILL Employed reply on February 13th, 2009 11:17 am:
So you want deadites, not zombies. But smart minions just doesn’t work, they question the immoral orders we give them and turn on us and we can’t defend ourselves because that’s what we created them for. How many damn movies involving smart robots or mutant supersoldiers end well for the guys who created them? NONE! that’s how many!
laughing-in-class reply on February 14th, 2009 10:19 am:
Ah…good point. Better to have stupid minions who do what you say regardless, than smart minions who question your orders. Never thought of that. Stupid minions it is then!
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February 11th, 2009 at 12:22 am
wait…
so what would you call discrimination against a zombie?
you can’t exactly call it racism or sexism…
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schwal reply on February 11th, 2009 1:31 am:
life-ism? or un-life-ism?
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Daver reply on February 11th, 2009 4:44 am:
Vitalism??
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Anonymous and STILL Employed reply on February 11th, 2009 5:12 am:
According to the discworld, it’s vitalism. Just finished reading “Reaper Man” which has a massive section of the plot dedicated to a freshly dead zombie who joins an undead group called the Fresh Start Club (End Vitalism now! You don’t have to take this lying down!)
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Stickfodder reply on February 11th, 2009 5:25 am:
They will if they know what’s good for them.
Stonewolf reply on February 11th, 2009 5:37 am:
The shotgun is loaded and the torches are burning. Support Vitalism in your local neighborhood!
Minty reply on February 11th, 2009 12:54 pm:
My favorite members of the Fresh Start Club are Doreen (Countess Notfaroutoe) and “Brother Lupine.”
Captcha: “1,722 rattles”–the number of rattles required for a zombie-raising ceremony. Now, all we need are 861 people to shake them. . .
February 11th, 2009 at 3:33 am
That reminds me of a joke PSA X-play did once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKFA-iOfqI
I think X-play did it better.
SMOOOTHIIIIEEEESSSS!
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February 11th, 2009 at 7:49 am
I can see it now: James Garner starring in “Support Your Local Zombie”. Lord knows he’s old enough to not need much makeup.
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February 11th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Frikkin-frakkin-frikkin!!! DOD computer blanked it out, so I’ve got to wait til I go home. Uh, not that I was surfing on company time….
I hope this is allowed, a shameless plug for another site, a web comic – http://www.sluggy.com. They’re dealing with rifle-shooting, fast-walking zombies.
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laughing-in-class reply on February 12th, 2009 8:18 am:
Ah yes…Sluggy Freelance. The OTHER reason why the internet was invented. The first is, of course, Skippy’s List.
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February 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Aren’t they technically the shuffling dead, I mean, they can hardly walk, they more shuffle…
Captcha- Tilles 1970, the Tilles-American War
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February 11th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I say that when we as Skippites rise up, our Zombie minions are not this namby-pmaby type of touchy feely zombies. The only touchy feely I want our zombies doing is touch the brains of our enemies and feeling them slide down their throats! Skippites of the world unite!
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laughing-in-class reply on February 12th, 2009 8:20 am:
As long as the zombies aren’t stupid. The last thing we need are dumbass zombies. I fugure something like the Army of Darkness would do the trick. Skippy be praised!
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Anonymous and STILL Employed reply on February 13th, 2009 11:17 am:
So you want deadites, not zombies. But smart minions just doesn’t work, they question the immoral orders we give them and turn on us and we can’t defend ourselves because that’s what we created them for. How many damn movies involving smart robots or mutant supersoldiers end well for the guys who created them? NONE! that’s how many!
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laughing-in-class reply on February 14th, 2009 10:19 am:
Ah…good point. Better to have stupid minions who do what you say regardless, than smart minions who question your orders. Never thought of that. Stupid minions it is then!
February 17th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Funny, but I think “American Zombie” beat them to it:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765430/
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