Just A Quick Note
I’m not going to pretend that I have even partial justification for my actions.
But it’s amazing what you can get away with when you have a sock puppet.
I’m not going to pretend that I have even partial justification for my actions.
But it’s amazing what you can get away with when you have a sock puppet.
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December 10th, 2008 at 4:44 am
Um… Okay, I know I may regret asking this, but…
What. Did. You. Do. This time?
Captcha: charge .Took: Great, the Soviets are back.
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Pericles reply on December 10th, 2008 4:50 am:
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
I was hoping it was the story behind these…. :-(
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December 10th, 2008 at 6:02 am
I’m guessing that, since the Skippy is married, and Christmas is almost here, maybe he’s annoyed MRS. Skippy somehow…..
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December 10th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Oh Lords of the Green…
What did you do now Skippy?
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December 10th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Ok I just have to know. What the hell did you do? Did you get pulled over, jump int the passengers seat and pretend the sock puppet was the driver?
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skippy reply on December 10th, 2008 7:42 pm:
No but that’s an awesome idea.
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Stickfodder reply on December 10th, 2008 8:50 pm:
I have to admit that it’s not entirely my idea. I based it on part of a stand up routine by Gabriel Iglesias.
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December 10th, 2008 at 9:38 am
this could be original skippy material here…
I Want it all
I Want it all
I want it all
And i want it NAAAAAAOOOOOW!
Please?
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December 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I am joining the mindless hordes now, you cannot give your readers a teaser like that and then not spill details.
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December 10th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I’ve done this before. It’s called “stalling when a paper’s due.”
Team Invasion – clear sign that the LT has run out of clever ideas for task force names.
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December 10th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
So, you leave us high and dry for a day and then you drop this on us? Skippy needs a spanking.
CAPTCHA: correction in
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December 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Don’t blame him. It was the sockpuppet’s fault.
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December 10th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
HeHe…Sock puppets…They are genius, and yet, they are not
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December 11th, 2008 at 8:28 am
For good examples of what hand puppets can do, just read the Fallout 3 Penny Arcade comics; I’ll never look at a hand puppet the same way again.
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December 15th, 2008 at 8:25 am
I have a sock puppet my daughters absolutely adored. His name is Popo Gijo (Pronounced jee-joe) and he is a very friendly puppet, until the doughters go to bed. Then he’s a dirty letcher and philanderer. Not to mention a peeping-tom.
Interesting fact: Did you know a woman will try to cover herself up when you use a sock-puppet to look up her skirt? Anything with eyes will do. They all react that way. Weird huh? I mean, it isn’t even capable of seeing, yet they react none-the-less like it is.
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Al Li reply on December 15th, 2008 10:07 pm:
The sock puppet is probably just a manifestation of your own feelings and desires. In other words, you are a SICK, SICK person. And you probably didn’t even realize it. Because those feelings and desires are probably repressed; at least I HOPE they’re repressed.
captca: unknown son — aka: the bastard you never knew you had
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