Without further Ado
And here it is.
The official list of things I am not allowed to do now that I am married.
Number 1:
I am not allowed to write this list. There is nothing funny about our relationship. Everything is fine, anabolics and you will not tell people that I told you to write this.
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January 24th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Looks like Azreal ( http://www.gaijinsmash.net ) has it much easier. His future wife doesn’t know any English and thus his blog is safe.
Plus, second word in CAPTCHA is married.
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January 24th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Heh.
Maybe I’ll have to do my list…
“High explosives are to be left at work”
“People don’t need to know how much oak your new build can drive a foot of piano wire through”
“If the bomb squad had to be called, it better be pre-emptive rather than because you messed up”…
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January 24th, 2008 at 8:35 am
I busted a gut on this one kiddo…
right at work….
thanks alot!
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January 24th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
My wife so this and said :look honey, his marriage is just like ours” I replied to her with half closed eyes, “you are exactly right”
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January 24th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Just #1 so far? I envy your healthy relationship.
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January 26th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Skippy, I have tried emailing you, to ask permission to post a link to your website on my blog, but the email came back as undeliverable. I would like to request your permission to post a link to your site.
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January 27th, 2008 at 7:15 am
That was out-freaking-standing.
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February 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Heh. That sucks. Sorry bro.
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January 28th, 2011 at 2:01 am
FUUUUUUUUCK!
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