Michael Z Williamson has licensed Skippy’s List and is selling t-shirts on his retail site, Cloak & Dagger. So if you’ve ever wanted a piece of clothing that earns you instant respect with all members of the military, protects against weasel attacks, and effectively triples your sexual charisma simply by touching it*, then you need to go to his site right now and buy one. If you buy five, Michael will make a character based off of you in his next novel.** If you buy ten, he’ll give your character a sex scene.***
*Claims expressed here as to the about the t-shirt’s powers have not ever been successfully tested. Especially the sexual charisma part.
**Note: I did not run this idea past Mike in any way shape or form. He might, in fact, be really mad at me for this.
*** Ditto. It should be noted that you should probably not do this sort of thing to a writer who also has a knife and gun accessory store unless you are a professional smart ass and happen to live really far away from him.