First, let me apologize for my long absence, but I have a good reason…
Did you know that the desert is filled with a demon spawned substance called dust? And some of this demon dust is so fine that no matter what type of air filters you use some will always enter your laptop and cover your heat-sinks. It then does what demons do best and heats up causing your laptop to burn out in a silent but sudden death. Yeah, demon spawned dust invaded my laptop and incinerated its brain. After an hour of frustration I reverted to a caveman and tried fixing my poor computer by hitting it with various large blunt object, starting with rocks and ending with a dumpster. Alas all this did was exacerbate the problem, as you have probably already guessed.
Feeling very addicted to the humorous ramblings of a barely-sane man, I attempted to access this site from a government system. This is how I found out about the various levels of firewall blockage. They even had them conveniently color coded. Green was “not a bad site, but not allowed.” You know, like disney.com and fluffybunnies.com. Yellow was “Probably a game so DENIED!” Red was “Blood death and gore? Uh-uh!” And then there was black. Black was stuff like porn, known virus infected sites, enemy intelligence gathering sites, and (you guessed it) Skippy’s List.
So feel proud Skippy! The military views you as as big a threat as the enemy intelligence agencies, network crashing viruses and pornographic material!
But now I’m home and have a few more stories to add to the content of this oh so malevolent site!